Took a break from hive yesterday due to a minor health hiccup but don't worry my frens! I am back for your regular dosage of weird.
Today the menu got some weird flying sex by two leopard snails:
So weird and gross 🤣
And yeah, in case you wonder those white appendages are their dicks penises. Leopard snails are hermaphrodite and this is how they exchange semen to impregnate each other 🤣
Here's a bit more info about their unique mating behavior from wikipedia:
The mating habits of Limax maximus are considered unusual among slugs: the hermaphrodite slugs court, usually for hours, by circling and licking each other. After this, the slugs will climb into a tree or other high area and then, entwined together, lower themselves on a thick string of mucus, evert their white translucent mating organs (penises) from their gonopores (openings on the right side of the head), entwine these organs, and exchange sperm. Both participants will later lay hundreds of eggs.
Speaking of gross, here's the reason I was off yesterday:
Yep, got my wisdom tooth out, the last one to be exact. I have been postponing it for quite a while, just look how fucked up it is 🤣
Some peeps complain about the pain but me, I just hate how I can't smoke for the first few days. Oh well, good bye old friend. Thanks for putting up with me all those years.
P.S. Say what you want about hive. Good luck making money on any other place posting about snails having sex and rotten teeth 😂
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Snail sex is my new go to when regular porn is not doing it for me!
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Can't agree more with that last sentence 😂.
Put it under your pillow and tomorrow you will have a new coin to post to the @ssg-community .
Lmao
Snail sex...
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its amazing :O
It is ,🤣
What the heck i just watched :D Interesting by the way :D
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And bragging about it for good measure lol :) looks like they don't call them wisdom teeth for nothing :P
I once mistakenly stepped onto snail mating and Got slipped off floor.
This is weirdest of weirdest thing.. man, always heard this wisdom tooth thing is most painful one... Hope you're feeling Gooood and well smoking can rest tho instead of smoking weed or something you can still smoke Hive. !LOL
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Every day your weirdness befuddles me😂😂😂😂
Like where do you get your shit from 😂😂😂😂
I have lots of free time
Lucky😂😂
Removing that teeth, was it painful ?
Nah I have had worse!
Snails and rotten teeth go hand in hand... or do they? Glad you got that last wisdom tooth out and you'll be smoking in no time!
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