The Virgin Blowjob Conception !

in STEMGeeks11 months ago

What's up friends?

Back with another bizarre medical case, this one involving a virgin conception! Well, short of!

It's about a woman who got pregnant.. from a blowjob! But how the heck did that happen?

Well...just wait cause it gets even more crazy!

The woman (actually a teenager) was born without...a vagina which made..vaginal sex impossible!

As expected from a horny girl though, she did the best she could with the cards she was dealt with, engaging to oral activities with various partners.

But how did the actual conception take place?

Well, the story begins in the ER, with one girl and two boys, all three involved in a knife incident. One was the ex boyfriend and the other the current one.

All had some minor injuries although the details of the incident are a bit unclear

Who exactly stabbed whom was not quite clear but all three participants in the small war were admitted with knife injuries. The girl had some minor lacerations of the left hand and a single stab-wound in the upper abdomen.

The girl was taken to surgery to patch everything up and soon made a full recovery

An upper midline abdominal incision to reveal two holes in the stomach. These two wounds had resulted from the single stab-wound through the abdominal wall. The stomach was noted empty at the time of surgery and no gastric contents were seen in the abdomen.

278 days pass and the girl makes a return to the ER with abdominal pains. Turns out she somehow got pregnant and is about to give birth!

Doctors check her up and find out she has a blind vagina

The vagina ends in a blind pouch or sac rather than being connected to the internal genitalia. source

Natural birth is not an option, so the doctors proceed with a C-section.

Later the girl reported she never had a period and never had vaginal sex since it was impossible. Pregnancy didn't even cross her mind, even while her belly got bigger and bigger!

So what the fuck happened? After further investigation the doctors found out that prior to the stabbing incident, the girl performed fellatio to one of the guys.

The only explanation they could come up with was that thanks to the stabbing incident, the sperm managed to find an unlike entry from the gastro system to the ovaries 😂 And all that during her very first ovulation!

A plausible explanation for this pregnancy is that spermatozoa gained access to the reproductive organs via the injured gastrointestinal tract. It is known that spermatozoa do not survive long in an environment with a low pH. But it is also known that saliva has a high pH and that a starved person does not produce acid under normal circumstances. It is likely that the patient became pregnant with her first or nearly first ovulation otherwise one would expect that inspissated blood in the uterus and salpinges would have made fertilization difficult.

Talk about one in a million 😂

The case of a true baby Jesus miracle was considered to be highly unlikely:

The fact that the son resembled the father excludes an even more miraculous conception.

Damn. Just damn 😅😂

Here's a link to the actual case study if you want to do more reading on the incident!

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I’ve actually have heard about this one already. Extremely strange

Maybe your ex?

Who knows she’s a f***ing whore anyway…

It takes one to know one 😂😂😂

Yeah well…..😂

god damn it what a story! Congrats on the baby

Thanks, lmao

It's an incredible story

Crazy as fuck 😂

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That's one way to knock a girl up... I don't recommend it!

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Sounds like a regular Tuesday night in the FreeCompliments household

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Somehow creepy

I can't even wrap my head around this one but again the world is full of mysteries 😊

I didn't imagine sperm could survive the acidic stomach enviroment lol :)
Also swallowing isn't as safe as I thought :P

That's how I met your mother

that would explain a lot :P

Are you serious?
I have never heard in my life that someone got pregnant just from giving a blowjob
Wow!!!

A miracle!

OMG!!! I started reading this and I immediately scrolled to the last line of the post to check for a laughing emoji to confirm it was all a joke but it’s freaking real!

A one in a gazillion case 😂

That is a really weird case. I never though that could possibly happen and it created a new life. It makes me wonder what other type of crazy miracles could be out there.

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