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If I even utter the word sand out loud I find it in all sorts of parts of my body...Even when nowhere near the beach!

Sounds chafing!

Yes, one of the most uncomfortable things ever. Worse than being waterboarded. Threaten me with sand, I'll reveal all the State secrets! 😂

@galenkp's alter ego?

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Hands look too small :)