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You're kinder than I am. I bring people to tears when they even suggest taking a pic of me.

Seriously though, it's a good shot your buddy took. I like it.

I wonder if @otherbrandt will rise from the depths of hell to tell you to go suck a bag of dicks. Maybe he's dead though.

What?

Well look who crawled out of the cesspools of the bowels of hell.

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