If I go to Crater Lake I can take a hike and then jump in a lake...
that's one way in.
Also jesusfuckingchrist how did we end up with two threads on one post? I feel like @hivebuzz should give us some kind of award for how long we can keep a thread going.
Okay, you can't jump in a crater lake to get in. That doesn't count because it's cheating.
I don't know but your comments have made me laugh cry. I had to pause to do that, couldn't fingerlip fly on keys, never mind writer's block.
Did you run out of tears? Because I have some more in my cajones...
Holding out until one of us pisses our pants. Then we can call it.
I made sure I laughed all the ones that wanted to fly free out of me. The other ones I'm saving for when I'm reading old letters. I'm not sure I trust your cajones, the contents, how the tears are treated, and well, that's enough said there...
Done. It's on.
Oh, I'm very good at self-care. You can trust my nuts.
I don't know about that. I think it's more hu.ma.ne using a vise to crush nuts to nothing, especially nuts with eyes.
TOO MANY THREADS!!!
You win.
I know I know
I keep still finding them all over my home. Sewing hazard...threads everywhere. Literally.
I'm sorry, neither of us can either win or lose. I compete only with myself, sorry.
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