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But can you make a heart fart butt gif??

I can poop hearts. I levelled up from heart farts a looooooooong time ago. Hope that doesn't cause heart hurt.

Even better on your bathroom ceiling...

There's a butt crack on my ceiling but I haven't been able to capture the right shot yet. There's always the toilet though. 😉😘😁

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Clearly, you have too much time on your hands to be baking such poop.

All the time in the world.

Please precisely quantify specifically in detailed data the exact amount of time using this clock to calculate.

When the axe strikes wood.

Or gold.

Shit. Whichever makes the maniacal homicidal apostle richer.

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Whichever makes the maniacal homicidal apostle richer.

I'm not even going to attempt-fake pretend I have any feather flipping clue what that statement means. Yes, I'm serious, not cereal, sometimes serial.