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That all looks plastic to me. I know they want us to eat more plastic and less sweet, but, please, I just can't, I know it's for the good of the environment, I've tried eating it, I really have, but it doesn't exit the way a piece of plastic tinsel stays shiny on it's exit after a cat ate it.

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made with recycled yoga mats!

I'll see your recycled yoga mats and I'll raise you this beer and this burger and these gummy bears.

The subtitles for the video are great: "creating needs from human species." Who needs humans, anyway? What a load of shit on a shingle.

Singapore swears they hold the market on using reclaimed water. Drink beer, piss it out, drink beer again. The circle of life.

No gummy turbines for you until you finish your subway sandwich, Jared.

Who needs humans, anyway?

Don't you know that humans are now hackable animals, no more free will, spirit, or any of that nonsense? That's all over. Just eat poop, drink pee and you'll be happy.

What a load of shit on a shingle.

I adore (back at you) that sentence; made me burst out laughing instantly. On a serious note, don't you just love corporate marketing language?

Singapore can keep swear singing along about their record, no one that truly matters cares.

No gummies for me period. Candy and me are a no go, even if it's for a green cause like eating gummies to support recycling of wind turbine blades.

Isn't mapley burp-popcorn kiiiiiiiind of a candy?

Singapore can keep swear singing along about their record

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It can be whatever word label you want to stick on it. Just don't eat the label. Recipe can be switched around, use REAL butter instead of coconut oil, use REAL honey instead of maple syrup. If you really want to candy it up, just go full on hardcore and make REAL caramel sauce with raw organic cane sugar and pour that on it with salt. You could flavour the caramel with whatever you want. Literally, just go crazy like I am here because it feels so right-good to go crazy.