I remember when it was normal to wake up like "ouch, I slept on my neck wrong." Now all I gotta do is lay down wrong.... dammit! Hurt myself going to bed.
Talk about no spoiler alert. Ok I'll try but you need to something, it's just us here, right? This is TOP secret shit. I forgot where I was going with this.
Hurt your head going to bed? 🤣 ...just kidding...try to stay alive until tomorrow...it's fun throwing lil ironic comments around with you 🙃
Being a bartender I know my ways around the top shelves ;)
If you go for a ride today...safety first :)
Don't let this go to your head or anything but your satirical banterism is top shelf. Banterism isn't a word but that doesn't mean there isn't some truth to whatever you just read. Don't be a tattooed stranger.