You mean that stuff you're always saying about critters wasn't just a dumb hillbilly act??
I gotta do stupid shit like hide my tattoos when I see a cop.
Even the the gas station man. Maybe you don't notice because it's regular but I can't get away from: "this ain't California!" Over gas prices.. oranges.. flowers..
Nah, the dumb hillbilly act is when the cop stops you and asks where you're going and you just point down the street and say 'thataway" and then point in the opposite direction and give the same response for 'where you coming from'.
Ha, I'd only get it in the gas station when I started bitching about cigarette prices. Part of the reason I have no tattoos is because I thought nobody gave a shit about them (aside from the cops), may have to reconsider that...