Are you messaging me from the market right now? Douche! This is why wives always hate me; their husbands do shit like hang out with me instead of push the cart trolley.
Funny. A downvote is so wildly inappropriate I only wish I would've thought of it myself.
I just tried to mow down a kid while typing, best mind the cart and stop nodding off.
Wonder if homicide by shopping cart is manslaughter or murder?
It's probably vehicular associated.