Firstly, welcome back, and good to have your account of this frozen wasteland.
Secondly, that honeymoon suite is the stuff of nightmares. I dont care how adorable those sea horse sculptures are, but the broader background looks like some out of a watery-gods horror film.
Aw, thank you! It's good to be back. Hope I can stick around a bit longer this time!! What have I missed?
That suite is not my taste either. I'd rather have like a glass igloo to see the night sky. Much cheaper than this snow cave!
Nothing but cellular degeneration and ageing. Everything else is much the same. :D