Lol, I like the way you wrote this and if I am ever in that neck of the woods I will be sure to tap up Jenna. Oooer, not like that tho. In a legit way! It was awfully nice of them to do that for you and glad you feel awesome.
Steer horn injury though, that's a new one!
I'm telling ya if you tried to tap Jenna in any other way than hitting her up for a massage, she'd probably sedate you with a Vulcan massage therapist death grip or something. She was something special, in a petite, but will end you if you get out of hand sort of way. It was awesome lol!
You've never been smacked bodily by a bovine horn? Gasp! If you ever wander this way we will remedy that😁 The Good Lady will be so impressed!
She shall remain safe from dubious requests!
I haven't. In fact, I got menaces by a her of cows just this summer. They chased me!!