What the hell!? I laughed my ass off with the Caganer story.
“Excrement equals fertilisation equals money equals luck and prosperity."
I don't know what's our thing with poop really, but in Brazil we say money is coming when someone steps on poop or when a bird poops on us. "Oh, that's money", people say. I'm still waiting for the money though \o\
Perhaps you need to step on more pooh 😄