Don't need a tusk, but thanks for the offer!
It's alright, you'd never be allowed to have it because you're on the wrong side of the border. According to Cites; can't send such a precious thing out of this corporation to your corporation, or any other corporation.
I'm just everything whatever I like whatever works whenever I want it.
Sounds like you'd fit in very well into a northern corporation.
I think I might have a carved walrus tusk somewhere that I stole from an evil ex boyfriend who got it from someone, probably some chick he was dating, when he lived in Alaska.
If it means taking a drug test and filling out this application for employment first, I'm just gonna stay unincorporated. Or, you know, here, in Portland, where everything whatever I like whatever works whenever I want it pretty much flies for everyone.
Good Luck.
North or South corporations, all the same, especially when there's five eyeballs on it all, different departments is all, same as shopping at walmart or costco or any boxed in same structure.
Meh, for all I know it was soapstone, though he claimed it was carved by a native. I have no idea where the thing is.
You're safe. Won't be arrested for that. Fabulousness.