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We toured a lot of the west coast inside the Aegean Sea, this area'ish.

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Dozens of islands right around there too. Scenery, beautiful, probably the best. Weather, amazing. I got nothing bad to say, it's winning. Affordable too. And culturally, I could go forever. Very cool people. One example of their culture is give you dessert. So every restaurant we'd go to they'd bring us dessert after our meal but the shpeal they go through is the best part.

"Thank you for visiting our country. Please come back, this is our traditional dessert, please enjoy it on the house and come back as soon as possible."

I hate wasting money on anything.

Brits are really cool too. If England ever unlocks, add them to your to-do list.

Can I just buy one of those islands and make my own country or is that frowned upon there?

I not only think it's acceptable but they'd probably cut you a deal and for sure bring dessert.

How much is Greece paying you to say this?

Shocking, I know! I have much more had things to say about a lot more places than good things but this is like dessert—free.

Reminds me of one of the last homeboys I was able to get ahold of after I got married. I was sayin how 'nah, second times a charm.. I know what i said but she's the one.. I got this' etc etc. He said:

"Is she standing right there or something?!"

What about Mongolia?

I know how spLeL it.

Palestine too, no shit. I got nothing but good things.

Since this conversation is borderline public infatuation at this point, tell me that story again about the dude you didn't realize was serious about committing suicide.

All I remember is it's funny just asking for a repeat

PS—this is how you engage "people."