Go wander in Fucking Bruges instead.
You mean like this? ;D
Because of being robbed in Amsterdam, our Belgian visit was cut short and we only had a few hours in Brugge, but it was nice. When we were there, it was a bit of a ghost town as it was a little earlier in the year and the central European holidays handed started.
There was a lovely little chocolate shop we enjoyed :)
The closest I got to Utrecht was a train ride through from Amsterdam on a work trip on the east side of the country.