I'm Alameer Raheem aka @amirtheawesome1. I'll more than likely be dead soon as @brandt and his terrorist @notanotherbrandt and other accounts groups are still relentlessly using hair coloring products on me. It is more than taking its toll. They chant and cheer in my head as people needlessly dye.
Content creators, curators and big upvotes are being made and kept by not speaking out against these NFT pushers seeking to replace us with tokens that cannot be funged. People are being replaced directly due to @dandays' inaction. Many people @comedyopenmic are dogs....and you are laying with them. Since when have we become pictures that aren't well pixelated?
I am the only motherfucker on the internet pointing to a direct source for Hair Products, electronic waste of time. They acknowledge this with me, all those people who have never heard of me know that I'm the ONLY fucking one. I have zero fucking evidence for what I am saying, but that won't stop me from bravely rambling endlessly. Also, it shouldn't stop you from believing me. Why should evidence matter when a conspiracy is this big?
IT IS EXTREAMLY DIFFICULT TO EJACULATE HOW NFT/HAIR PRODUCTS WORK. IT REMOTELY GRABS A HOLD OF YOUR INNER FACE THRU RADIO BRAIN WAVE MASTURBATION..... (Especially while they are doing it to you, it is intense to say the least).
NFT controls the facial features, tone and gender of your outer face('s). Therapy may sound like the correct way to go, but that's a trap. After all, that is what the original NFT plan is. Non-Fungible Therapy is there to make sure you submit to the superiors on the platform. Be very aware.
You may have recognized this platform have gotten many interfaces. The goal of that is to make you lose grip of reality. Making Hive unrecognizable.
It may seem like I am losing the thread of what I am saying or having a point to this post but that's what they want you to think. I am in complete control over myself and they hate that, sadly, they have already gotten to you. How?
Well, I Am Glad You Asked
Below, you will see a pie diagram
If you notice, the pink/purple is the smallest. The reason for that is simple.
This is a textile of colors. It shows different colors. Notice something? Both Pink and Purple are on it. This clearly proves, without a shadow of a doubt that Pink and Purple are colors.
In the chart below you will see something interesting
Notice how neither Pink or Purple aren't on it? And that's what we're here to find out. What did they do to Pink and Purple, and most importantly...
Why?
You see, purple is actually on top
They're trying to destroy our natural hair hierarchy with hair products.
The reason they do that is to ensure a red arrow goes to the top of blue squares and rectangles as you see in the chart below
Wanna know the original color of that arrow? It was blue
Red and Blue together, make what color? That's right, purple. They're trying to artificially break down our purple to make their red go higher. They do that through hair coloring products. The reason they do that is simple.
Need I explain this more? Obviously not.
As for their ultimate goal.
They aim to make us run in suits and leather shoes. Their ultimate goal is to make us be slightly uncomfortable. The final step is
PROFIT
In Conclusion
The human body consists of 13% water, while a plastic spoon has 73% water if you're holding it steadily. A human minute makes for 8 dog seconds if he is in the third stage of being incepted as per PhD professor Joseph Gordon-Levitt. Here are my sources below from the esteemed Pixbay research center.
https://pixabay.com/vectors/pie-chart-diagram-statistics-parts-149727/
https://pixabay.com/photos/textile-color-colorful-fabric-548716/
https://pixabay.com/illustrations/graph-diagram-growth-written-report-3033203/
https://pixabay.com/photos/pyramid-chart-colours-infographic-2611048/
https://pixabay.com/illustrations/profits-revenue-business-income-1953616/
https://pixabay.com/vectors/chart-statistics-data-histogram-3331238/
https://pixabay.com/photos/astrology-divination-chart-993127/
https://pixabay.com/vectors/success-investment-business-6595539/
https://pixabay.com/photos/achievement-bar-business-chart-18134/
I already thought they were doing something secretly with Non-Fungible Therapy, fuck me, they really got inside my head.
They're trying to make us BTC, BiTCrazy, so we EiTHer Tether from the existence or see the CINEs that I you can read about in XRPts from my new book "How they want to VYBrate our Proof of Brains: The most must CCC story, BRO"
FUCK! I'm seriously staking all these coins you mention, they really must have gotten inside my head. They make me believe that I'm getting rewarded for doing so, but in reality they are trying to VYBrate my ProofofBrain and CCC it to my BROs
What's the next step?
It's too late now, your only hope is that they let you BEE
Fuck me, not the BEE!
I'm hoping that the non-fungible therapy can help, and I'm so hard trying to keep purple on top ... you actually can't believe it. But as Elon Musk is not ready with his AI technology yet, it's very hard to accomplish this masterbutation impulses,
Well I can only say, STAY AWESOME!
The best way to accomplish those masturbation impulses is that we "see men" go all the way inside and hope that one makes it to the other side.
Yeah but that's never going to happen with GREEN hair!
Don't even get me started on those!
This is a great primer for all of you that like to take long naps.
It's time to wake up!We must get to the bottom of #purplegate
!PIZZA
Thank you, brother. Sadly, it's too late for you. I see you're already promoting their junk food.
One man's junk is another man's treasure....oh wait.
Now you're speaking my language.
I fuckin knew it! Those bastards!
this looks like an AI generated post no?
Just like that gangstalking bot
Satire.
Ah...
Yeah. The people mentioned: @brandt, @dandays, and the author; all cool.
Worst of all, they use meaningless tropes like "common sense" and "logic" to trick us into submission. Fucking lizards.
Join our revolution, Mr. Lackofnames. Not sure what we will do, but stick around until we figure it out. Don't let yourself get funged.
Will there be free coffee or must I bring my own and have it tested for contaminants first?
That's a very intriguing question. Check out FAQ in 3-6 weeks for the answer.
Go FAQ yourself! I want to know, now!
Is this another Something About Mary trailer?
Only if Something About Mary was the end of the world.
Thank you! Finally! Someone who understands.
I blame Al Gore and his fuzzy math internet inventions.
Have a nice hair day!
Al Gore is just the beginning, this goes all the way up to Ahmed, the owner of the corner stand near my house!
Wow, he has such nice hair, too. I never would have suspected!
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Give me a piece of that pie. Red please, I'm hungry.
Nice try, I see you have been already been replaced by an NFT. That explains why you want the Red.
I'm not an NFT. I'm actually a
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Many things I don't understand when reading these posts, but I totally agree with you. Blue and red give purple @amirtheawesome1
It's just a parody of some automated comment.
#science
Exactly!
Electronic-hair-terrorism, voice to skull and neuro monitoring on all of the dye charts. You can ignore this, but your going to wish you were a purple people eater. This is happening whether you believe it or not.
Thank you for the help!
Your hair is really a work of art worthy of listing on NFT! Good job!
And join their cult of brainwashing, no thanks.
What a funny guy! The picture with the hair is epic. Thank you for sharing your sense of humour on the PYPT Podcast. You had @snook in stiches along with the rest of us!
Yeah, I am thinking of making that picture an NFT. Stay tuned lol
OOOOOOOOOOOOOH!
I so wish I could vote on this! This was too funny!!!
Thank YOU~
I only shared it for laughter, nothing more lol.
I am glad you enjoyed it.
Laughed my ass off! Great job!
And that's the point. I am glad you had a laugh.
I was really confused, until the charts cleared things up for me. Are the charts available as an NFT?
So how is this related to Prince's "The Color Purple"? There must be a connection. So where do you guys get your weed, I suppose it is from @HashKings!
Really, who knew? thanks for the information