I was kissed πŸ‘€πŸ™ˆ

in Comedy Open Mic β€’ 3 years ago

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Setting my messy hair and applying lipstick I never knew I would look so gorgeous. By the way girls are forever pretty, they only require a little touch upπŸ‘€. Oh please don't count the time for this touch up it can take 2-4 hours 😺 this eid (biggest function celebrated by all Muslims after the fasting month of Ramadan) firstly I stood on the weight machine to check how much slim I became. πŸ™ˆ To add more disappointment I didn't moved from 58 😾 ok I am 55 the extra 3 kg weight is of my phone 😸
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I rushed to eat some dessert hahaha the secret of health is the sugar which I add up in excessive amount πŸ™€ Dear Princess! I heard this beautiful word pronounced by my mom πŸ™ˆ presenting you the messy kitchen and these thousands of dishes which you have to wash in order to please me. A royal sermon for me was announced 😿 welcome to the life of Cinderella 😺 the biggest disadvantage of being talented is this " your family don't inquires you weather you will do this or not " they knew "you can do this "πŸ€¦β€β™€οΈ can I commit suicide by enclosing myself in the chocolate filled refrigeratorπŸ™β€β™€οΈ the death in the arms of love.

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After fighting hard with dirty dishes, and water my hands turned white wow πŸ’β€β™€οΈ they look like they don't belong to me πŸ™†β€β™€οΈ after applying Henna they look like this πŸ™†β€β™€οΈ

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Go and get ready before the relatives would arrive, mom ordered me like a queen πŸ™Žβ€β™€οΈ they should also knew how hardworking I am πŸ™β€β™€οΈ by the way I am so unlucky that whenever I start using my phone guests arrive rapidly. At that moment their statement is proved right πŸ₯΄ Shireen is addicted to phone 😡 go and commit death in the swamp of Karachi my relatives 😁

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I am ready, after defined touchup I was ready to go 😊 but where 😹 the respect that I give to my relatives they will never permit me to enter their home 😾 ok I am going to sleep as 99% of Pakistani people devote this on each Eid. I should be a boy, if yes then no one would dare to stop me from late night meetup, bike riding, stalking beautiful ladies, enjoining food like elephant enjoy playing with water in the marshy area😁 laughing hard like hippopotamus πŸ™€please don't mind if you are male as you are no more boy πŸ˜‚
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So after making lovely snaps I was resting until this accident happenedπŸ‘. Honestly I wasn't ready for this romantic moment. I knew I am so young for all this.😍 Reddish cheeks, maroon shaded lips and pretty eyes were accountable for this scandal. I entered the guest room, placed my phone on the table, and brought the darkness with the help of curtains. A sting on my right eye, aeeeeeee 😘I almost screamed after this kiss. I ran to bring some remedy for the cure of this love. A wasp kissed me so hardly that swelling and irritation was written in my fate. I texted doctor and he gave me prescription πŸ€¦β€β™€οΈ I spent my remaining eid with these glasses. Life is not bad from the sunglasses and please make sure to save yourself from the bad eyeπŸ™β€β™€οΈ

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A wasp kissed me

I really wish wasps weren't so comfortable with humans lol!

Hahaha imagine everyone is waiting to praise you and you are hiding your swallow face πŸ™β€β™€οΈ it's been a day and still the pain is giving me anxiety.

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Lol... I really taught it was one real romantic moment between you and your lover, indeed it was a lover...
A wasp πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

Hehe, it's a trap for the reader 😁 we call it triskybait πŸ˜‚ you are being scammed, gentlemen 🀣

πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ nice one πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚, you really got me, like really, I just wanted to jump to the major part of the kissing, but I decided to read from the beginning to end...

πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ i was about to ask you to describe the guy that kissed you out of nowhere and how romantic it was and what a wonderful way to end a fast.

A wasp what that hell.πŸ˜…πŸ˜…

Hahahahaha it was honestly romantic yet painful. Spending time with ice blocks πŸ₯΄πŸ€£ day ended with covering my face not because of shyness 🀭because of embarrassment 🀣

SmilesπŸ™‚

I remember back when I was still at home..I was always tasked to clean the dishes during fiestas...poor hands became dry at the end of the day 🀣

Hehe some are queens or their fathers and on the other side they are sweepers of their moms 🀣

Hahaha, I don't want to imagine the swollen face, πŸ˜„

I was waiting to hear the romantic side of the story little do I know it was a sting bite lmao πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ˜…

This cracked me up!

Lol, I spammed your thoughts 🀣 kiss can be done in this way too πŸ₯΄

Haha 🀣!

Oh dear! After the whole time spent in making up only to be kissed by a wasp.

Stingy kiss 🀣 ROFL. How romantic this kiss was πŸ₯΄

haha you got me, I was wondering who the lucky person was that got to kiss you, then you say a wasp
jaja good one! That was fun, but seriously I hope you are okay and eat some chocolates for me!
Popped in via dreemport:)

Eating chocolates for you πŸ‘€πŸ˜‚ no I am going to die for chocolate πŸ₯΄
I am feeling absolutely fine, just testing my sunglasses collection each day 😁

hehe okay, the chocolate eating sunglasses wearing young lady!

hahaha you were ready for something lovely and instead the wasp had his way with you! Sorry about that - but it's a humorous way you told the tale! 🦁

Hahaha I only got ready for that wasp πŸ™ˆπŸ˜‚ lol they all are giving me the challenge of selfies but I am not going to save this memory πŸ™†β€β™€οΈπŸ€£

Yes - it should be deleted! hahaha

but, sadly you have already memorialized it on the blockchain. And blockchain is forever! πŸ˜†

Ese encuentro fue muy intenso (jeje), un beso de amor verdadero.

Amor de una sola cara πŸ˜‚ ojalΓ‘ pudiera hacer lo mismo a cambio .

πŸ˜† just imagine me reading seriously looking for who kissed you.

πŸ˜‚ dont be serious in this community πŸ˜‚ lol

πŸ˜† I know, I didn't even look at the community

🀣 what great presentation of your story β™₯️

But seriously, is your eye completely healed? I can't imagine a sting to the eye 😲😲😲

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Hehe I am feeling fine with the dark vision lolπŸ˜‚
Do you remember the triskybait of UU assignment 😁
It's exactly below the eyebrow so feeling fine.
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I remember that one well - I think it got more views than almost any other post πŸ˜‚

I'm glad it wasn't IN your eye!!!

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Seriously, this is so so funny. You are a comedian indeed πŸ˜….

πŸ˜‚ oh wow am I a comedian 🀣 should I start my standup comedy standup show πŸ₯΄ I guess I would prefer to be a little chair on the rostrum as I am a little smurtfet πŸ₯΄

Hahaha πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚, seriously you should πŸ˜…πŸ€ͺπŸ€ͺ

πŸ˜…Well, this is an interesting read and i love the henna art plus makeup btw. I hope your eyes is better? you're so sweetπŸ˜…

Wow someone is praising my talent wow 😍 I applied this henna in 10 minutes onlyπŸ˜‚
!PIZZA

🀣🀣🀣 You didn't think the wasp would pass up an opportunity to kiss a beautiful creature did youπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ that's the wasp's way of saying all that hours to do your make up was worth it and you look gorgeous

Hehe someone complimented that "I have sent wasp to kiss you as wasp was more close than me "🀣
That make-up was washed when I applied ice cubes πŸ˜¬πŸ˜‚

Ooooops. How are you feeling now? A wasp bite on eye..😲 i don't even want to imagine it.

By the way, what do you do with your guests so that they don't allow you to be at their home? πŸ˜…

Hahaha, guests are blessings so can't restrict them otherwise my family would love to expel me too.🀣
I am feeling fine sis, coming to your city. 🀭

You are resonating between karachi and your city for sometime

Haha I am free spirit nah πŸŒ πŸ˜‚

Free spirit......πŸ˜‚πŸ˜