"Epstein Flight List On Hive For Last Year But Nobody Has Read It My Post" claims pilot

in Comedy Open Miclast year

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Veteran first-mate @wingsmcginty has been on Hive for years now with his advice on all things flying related but there has been one post that has gone under our noses. @wingsmcginty was in fact Jeffrey Epstein's cabin crew and he had access to the famous client list all along which is grabbing headlines at the moment in the UK. Would you believe that @wingsmcginty first posted about the list on Hive and he even did a countdown every day for the bug reveal to milk some of the post rewards. However @wingsmcginty was really disappointed with the post rewards for the big reveal.

"I only got $5 in HP and $5 in liquid Hive" announced a disappointed McGinty.
"I even got downvoted" by a couple of accounts.

When asked whether this infamous celebrity paedo ring had infiltrated Hive, @wingsmcginty pulled back in his criticism.

"No it was nothing to do with those darn paedos."

"The first mistake I made was not sourcing my client list"
"I took a photo of it with my own camera but the uppercrusts did not believe me and I was cautioned for it. Dam those nazis. They are nearly as bad as the paedos"

"Secondly I posted the post in the wrong community so I got cautioned for that as well!" claimed a disappointed @wingsmcginty.

"I didn't know where to put the post, I tried the Leofinance angle but didn't seem appropriate."
"I was going to put it in Splinterlands for the monsters angle but I decided not to."
"Where could I darn put it?"
"There ain't no paedo hunters community so where was I to go mannnnn.It is so unfair."

To add salt to the wound, there wasn't very many comments on @wingsmcgintys revelations which should have been the most read post on Hive ever considering it was the highest quality post that anyone was to offer. All he got was a "Nice Post" from a girl wearing old shoes in the Phillipines, oh and Hivebuzz, good old Hivebuzz. The rest were the people giving out to me about sourcing and wrong communities.

@wingsmcginty even went on to share his post on Twitter but it was shadowed banned as is alot of posts on Hive.

"I wouldn't mind , people are updating their Twitter or X feed every 5 minutes for the judge to reveal the list but it is right here on Hive.

@wingsmcginty who is a Hive stalwart came to the conclusion that nobody reads Hive posts which is a result of the changing landscape where younger people's attention spans are fairly and they couldn't be arsed clicking a post and reading it. Wings then checked out his mates new post on Hive about a dinner they had which looked like a car crash and this earned more rewards than his flight list so he is now down beaten by the social platform.

@wingsmcginty has now taken to controversial posts to ensure he gets his just deserves.

"Hive posts are only read if they are calling out another Hive person so I'm just gonna spend my time picking fights for rewards."

"Hive is a crazy place with the weirdest priorities on the planet."

The clientlist can be found here*

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If you believe this you will believe anything you big dope!!!

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We have always been there to support @wingsmcginty. We even thought about creating a special badge for each member of the list, but unfortunately it never reached us.

I was half tempted to click on @wingsmginty to see if it was a real account.
Imagine the humor if it was, you didn't know and you just randomly made up the name thinking...

Who tf would call their all-time hive name @wingsmginty

Would you believe one of the names I made up was a real Hive name once so they were not happy hahah

😂😂😂😂

@wingsmginty should have been a real account, this is a good call for rewards fight lol

Love your humourous posts. Certainly some truth in it.

Thanks @apshamilton . It's only for a laugh! Glad you like them.

It was under our noses the entire time!! He should have done a competition post 🤣🤣

Yeah something called find the paedom would have been great fun .

Like a word-search but with pedos. Lol, outrageous 🤣

I can see Gary Glitter and Jimmy Saville being crossed with each other.