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Thanks! You realize, of course, that the next time I accidentally shit my pants on purpose, you'll be the first person I think of.

Thanks for the pizza. If it's the glutenous kind, that should hurry things up a bit.

What an honor, I feel so humbled. And I'm pretty sure it was a gluten lovers pizza.

Admittedly you weren't the first person I thought of when it happened, but I did think of you eventually.

Hope you're doing well.

I died of laughter reading that story you wrote about shit. Thanks. Hell is way better than Earth.

LOL! Snowbird.