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I’m not homophobic but I surely miss staring at the rainbow at home with a big smile on my face and thinking about all the individual colors and how happy they’d feel to be in each other’s company...no one judging the other and no one looking down on the other.
Now when I just look at the rainbow all I see is...
Baker
And I’m not talking about the guy who makes bread across the street. This time it’s way more hurtful than it used to be. Imagine how parents of nowadays would feel when their little five year old son brings home a little paper with the drawing of a unicorn painted rainbow. Then the child goes on to say “mom, dad, Look! I want to be a rain-bowed colored unicorn when I grow up!”. That would have been a Lil Nas ty.
Now I don’t look at girls the same anymore because I don’t know what’s down there, I know you’re wondering how hard it would be but there’s no way I’m taking the risk of assking. A lot of things are really happening and the worst of them all is when a college professor asks you for a gender neutral term for a Sugar Daddy.
Took me less then five minutes to come up with an answer which surprised me. How did I know that glucose guardian fitted the description perfectly?
Frankly my friends are to blame
All of them put me up to it, they even went to the extent of asking us to join the COMtest. That was the lowest blow assuming I even had any cum left to be tested!
Dear universe blow my mind, I’m open to all kinds of blowing and from every angle. I need it so much that I have to write you this letter..I want it so badly, I’ve been through a lot of pain and this one has to be the last of it all...like they say..no pain no gain.
Yours sincerely
No Bones 🦴
I nominate @funshee and @dianelson again
About the cum? Spoiler alert, none is remaining
Exactly 😪😪
There’s no way we’re winning this Cum test
A perfect opportunity for the ladies and priests to capitalize
😂😂 if only Nelson fell in this category
You want to be blown by the universe?? Please be clear
Exactly...I want to be clear and that can only happen after the blow
What were you even thinking?
LMAO
I guess I really wanted to pass 😂
Sincerely, I look up your page a few days ago and I was wondering why haven't you posted.
Nice to bless us with your great sense of humor once again.
And don't worry, something tells me the universe has something great in store for you and it will blow your mind more than you could ever imagine. !luv
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Putting your own spin on things is fine, but you need to identify your source when posting to a platform with monetary awards or it's not original content.
Something like, I saw this book on Amazon.... and then tell the joke.
Know what I'm sayin?
If you're referring to glucose guardian joke..then my apologies..there was no way for me to source it because I got it off a pic on someone's status on WhatsApp..it stuck with me since then..I don't even know the original owner of that phrase...but I'll try to avoid situations like this going forward ...Appreciate your pointing it out 🙏Noted @dandays ..sorry it took a while to reply..
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