My three angels

I don't know if every man thinks like me. Of course they have to. If you are a man, and your thinking faculty is different from mine, then you need to apply to my school of thought. I'm saying this boldly. If you know you are fit to challenge my intellect, let every reader of this piece be our judge

My first trick

I believe that every lady are cool on their own. They are unique in their styles, and also beautiful to whoever beholds them. As smart as I am, I don't know how to ask a girl out, because I have the fear of God in me. Saying that word is always like a burden on my tongue. But, free me, I have my doings. I have my unique and intelligent ways of making them approach me by themselves. I have many targets. Like 3 of them on my list; Nkechi, Bolanle, and Belinda. They are all mature ladies with elegant physiques, and Godly attitude

I started my approach with a phone call. I call them 5 times a day at different intervals. I don't have time for long talks. Whenever I call, my conversations are very short

Me: Hello
Nkechi: Hello
Me: How are you?
Nkechi: I'm fine.
Me: I just want to say hi
Nkechi: Okay
Me: Byeeeeeeee
Nkechi: Bye
Hang up

The same goes for Bolanle, and Belinda. See you need to learn from me. The outcome of my actions paid me excellently. Women need attention. Give it to them. Create time for them. Call them always. Follow my ways

Trick 2

Women love money. That's the bait. Show me a lady that will reject generosity, and I will show someone with low reasoning. I started by sending cards to them. #50 transfers from my main account every week. I don't want to use bank transfers for safety reasons. Someone told me ladies easily know bank secret details if airtime or money is transferred to them through bank accounts, that's why I prefer recharging my number, and transferring from there. I have sense if you don't know. You better tap from it

Trick number three

I cultivated the habit of smiling, and laughing. Do you think a lady would love a guy that always frowns at them? Never. I pity the guys with faces like that of President Bola Ahmed Tinubu (the incumbent Nigerian President) AKa baabablue. The look of the former president (Olusegun Obasanjo) aka, baba iyabo, is also scary. When they are happy, you would think they are crying. As for me, I smile, and laugh all the time. Anytime I view their (the four ladies) status on social media, I reply with a smile, or a laughing emoji, irrespective of the info of the content. Here are some of them

Nkechi 's status: I'm very broke right now. I need someone to come to my rescue.

My reply: laughing/smiling emoji

At least, she would know that I care.

My reply: laughing/smiling emoji

I share the pain sincerely.

Bolanle's status: I had 5 carry over in my final year because of missing papers.

My reply: laughing/smiling emoji

It happened to me too, so I know how it feels.

Belinda: Heartbroken 75 times

My reply: laughing/smiling emoji

I've also been heart broken. It's always
traumatic sometimes.

^{I'm very sure my smiling face would earn me a place in their heart}

After a few weeks of pulling all these stunts, I discovered that I've captured their heart. I never see any of their status anymore. They refused to pick my call. However, the #50 airtime transfer is still going steady without hanging. I'm sure they want to meet me in person to profess their love. I've waited for two months and I've not seen any of them. Could it be that they've relocated to another country? I'm thinking of increasing the amount of the airtime to #500 per day, pending when they would have the boldness to come and ask me out. Who will come first? It's going to be first come first serve, because I don't want to double date. Patiently waiting for the lucky angel, and by the way, who do you think would come first? Nkechi, Bolanle or Belinda?

Thanks for reading.
This is ckole the laughing gas.
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