Greetings
This is our weekly showcase where we highlight posts in this community shared here in the last seven days. These are the posts that have impressed us at COM the most.
Now, let's get into this week's showcase.
@omosefe - Never Have I Ever
Traveled by air
Every time it comes up in a discussion that I've never been on a plane, my friends look at me as if I'm some laid-back person. I know you're laughing at me. Please stop it, lol. The craziest part is that I was meant to travel by plane last year, but I made up excuses so I could travel by road the next day.
Imagine choosing to travel 4–6 hours for a journey that would have taken me about an hour by air, if not less.
This still feels like a spiritual manipulative situation, going through the stress of a road journey not because of the money to be spent but just because you don't want to go by air.
Driven on a major highway
I mean, I've taken a lot of driving lessons, but I've never truly allowed myself to put my skills to the test on a big highway. I'd rather settle for lonely streets close to my house. I recall how crazy it was the first time I started because I would always wait for an incoming vehicle to drive by my car before moving any farther. Every time I spotted someone on the road or in the street, I would always put my legs hard on the brake to avoid hitting them.
The other time, a lady in her car waited for hours to enter an expressway... And I mean, she waited throughout that day until her husband came to get her. Maybe you should get a bicycle if you want to settle for lonely street.
https://peakd.com/hive-164166/@omosefe/never-have-i-ever
@chincoculbert - Another Hard Fork
I also hope that this time when posts gets downvoted you get a little memo by the side that reads something like,
"Hey, I downvoted your post because you earn a lot more than I do, xoxo"
Or
"I just don't like you, deal with it"
Or
"C'mon man, stop trying to make a fool of us, we know you're spinning"
I'm sure it'll be a lot more interesting and instead of fighting and arguing everyday in the comment section about things that could have well been resolved with a simple memo designed from a Hard fork, we would have been doing everything possible to actualize it.
A better plan for Hivers but not sure about the memo thing when someone just feels like downvoting because he's hungry or she's having mood swings. Memos would have the most weirdest reason to give if this happens.
https://peakd.com/hive-164166/@chincoculbert/another-hard-fork
@temibot - The Smooth Fight?
By the time we were halfway to the shop, we were kind of tired from being angry and walking quickly simultaneously. I think it was then our brain jolted. This was after the adrenaline “activism” in me had gotten normal. Then, Emma asked, “Wait, Temi, how do I approach the woman?”. Deep down in me, I thought, “Are you asking me? You should have known that before we left home!” .
A question to signal that the two of you wasted energy in getting angry in the first place. Maybe the question came at the right time, one of you may had done worse even before the seller knows what was going on.
So, all that was for nothing. The activism spirit that was already taking a hold of me, the rehearsed mode of a dramatic entrance, the precise words to use, the tone and proper emphatic stress to be placed on these words..etc. All into the dustbin? I never got the chance to show her (or them) how much of a macho I am.
It happens! You set the table (trap) for a fish but your net decides to let the fishes pass by peacefully only to catch stones for you... I don't know where I'm going with this, seriously but stay motivated!
https://peakd.com/hive-164166/@temibot/the-smooth-fight
@writermaximus - I RANK THE PLANETS IN THE SOLAR SYSTEM
We all know the earth rocks (pun intended), but what about the other planets.
What can we say about them?
How do they compare??
And why is Pluto being shunned???
These burning questions...uh...burned me and so I have taken it upon myself to carry out a task no one asked me to do and rank the planets in our solar system.
Now the way this works is on a scale of 1 to 10 with 10 being absolutely excellent and 1 being literal poop. I'm going to be talking a bit on each planet and talk about different qualities that will justify my rankings of the planets.
Another task have been carried out by someone we didn't send to, just go read up and grab a knowledge about the world out our dear Earth. Try not to imagine the poop he's referring to.
https://peakd.com/hive-164166/@writermaximus/i-rank-the-planets-in-the-solar-system
These are this week's showcase posts. They are funny, well-written, and outright amazing. Make sure to check them out.
Remember, @captaincryptic invites you all to use the [HIVE-155986] tag in your posts to earn yourself some @lolztoken.
Thank you for reading
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Another great week...glad to be among this list...let's go again! ❤️❤️
I enjoy reading all the humorous and I had a good laugh.
What made the laugh so much was the beautiful planet that was ranked 10/0
It doesn't rain water but diamond and It got the best rank because it is Uranus.
Put a space in between the second letter and you will find out why LOL😂😂😂😂😂😂
Ur anus 😂😂
WTF 😆😆 i never realized this
Now you know LOL😆
Really? I need to go read about that post again..😅
How come you guys didn't notice it LOLOLO😂😂😂😂😂
I just remembered I have not read it yet... I think I skipped it, that's why.
lol...oya go an read it
LOL
Great week i really love the COM and their participants such an amazing comedy week congratulations to the top three comedians of the week 😆❤️
Oh my! I made the list again. Thank you very much. And congrats to the others listed.
This is enough motivation to put forth more work. 😁
Great week with great writers🙌🏻
I'm honored to be part of this showcase.
Comedyopenmic to the world!!😤