Greetings
This is our weekly showcase where we highlight posts in this community shared here in the last seven days. These are the posts that have impressed us at COM the most.
Now, let's get into this week's showcase.
@lisfabian - When you are owed or owe
I don't know if it has ever happened to you that when you owe someone, you meet that person everywhere, but if someone owes you, then that debtor starts to play hide and seek with you, uses the most implausible excuses we have ever heard, they tell us stories about why they have not paid, it seems like a Steven Spielberg movie, in fact, tomorrow even cinemas united; they start to promote the movie they tell us, ha,ha,ha
This must have happened to everyone except of course those who either don't lend money to someone, borrow from someone or those who lends and forget about the money to their debtors... Aside that, we've heard a lot of amusing excuses for our money with others.
It has happened to me that when I listen to stories of that magnitude, I get bewitched and end up being flexible and when I get home it is as if the spell has passed, I remember what he told me, that's when I get those hot flashes because I did not respond or demand the right answer
Bewitch is an understatement in some cases because some even go as far as giving more money to their debtors after they hear their sad tale excuses for the money they owe.
https://peakd.com/hive-164166/@lisfabian/esp-eng-when-you-are-owed-or-owe
@jessicaossom - You will not believe what he called this shape
Yet again, they got bored and decided to identify shapes.
I was enjoying the fact that instead of playing rough, they were using the time to learn.
Until I heard them say, this is a circle, this is a square, this is a triangle, this is a rectangle, this is BUM BUM
I got confused at that point, wondering where they saw buttocks among the shapes they were reading. Before I turned to face them, I could see and hear them asking themselves, "what is this?"
Before they finally settled on the word buttocks, as in bum bum.
I had to look up to see what they were reading and asked them to show me the buttock shape
You'll have to go see for yourself the shape her kid called a bum bum and maybe you'll agree with me that he wasn't totally wrong about the name of the shape.
https://peakd.com/hive-164166/@jessicaossom/you-will-not-believe-what-he-called-this-shape
@chincoculbert - Old people's games
I pleaded with them but it fell on deaf years. Then after minutes of pleading, I finally stood up and told them to wait for me. I got out of their den and started to contemplate what I was going to do.
Think like an elder!
Well, they all received the surprise of their lives when I had referred them to another of their classmates claiming they had collected these items and made away with the change. There was a brawl after that and everyone had forgotten I was there
I imagined those movies where the villain isn't found until all his followers are killed or taken care of... You were the villain in this case but maybe you remain unfound after they come to their senses.
I don't want to ever get old. I don't want to ask someone to help me do something only to end up complaining that the stuff wasn't done well. I don't want to be hated and left to spend the rest of my old age in isolation, God help me!
I don't know who else thinks this prayer is an invalid one except you want to die prematurely but that is what I think... So get ready to be an old man who's out to get the young people.
https://peakd.com/hive-164166/@chincoculbert/old-peoples-games
@josediccus - How I Lost My Girlfriend To A Stringster
The ones that play drums will attach "sticks" to their names, to signify they play drums, and the ones that play stringed instruments will attach "strings" to their names, it became a way of saying "hi, I'm a drummer" without saying it. Cheeky don't you think? The ones who play at churches are eviler, with a song they might just steal your future wife. However, I like to say the world is evolving, without the right gig, an instrumentalist might just die of hunger in a world where everyone some young people are now Nigerian princes (the ones you might know as yahoo boys) online.
A post to expose those instrumentalists who start playing with the most weird reasons and they are making away with the ladies. You might get a little tricked with the title but do check it out.
I mean I might sound good in the bathroom when I sing, there's the studio-like reverberation that a bathroom gives your voice, you only realize you sound like a toad when you're out of the bathroom.
One time, the whole lodge couldn't stop laughing because of a neighbour who didn't stop singing until he came out of the bathroom. He saw the others smiling and felt proud of himself as if his voice was being admired... He was so damn wrong!
https://peakd.com/hive-164166/@josediccus/how-i-lost-my-girlfriend-to-a-stringster
@blanchy - "Hive Will Go to $20" claims man in Hive post
"I will bet my house on it that Hive is going to $20."
When asked if he owned a house @caskmaster mumbled quietly but remained as optimistic as ever about the future.
"The last bull run was just the test. We went to $3 for a couple of days. It was amazing. I powered down 5000 Hive to finally reap some of the rewards but it went straight back to 50 cent two weeks later so I just powered up again." sighed @caskminer But we are simmering this time and about to explode. You can see it in the technical analysis."
He's betting on a house he doesn't own yet, that's very optimistic and a more reason to believe the Hive price prediction, don't you think? I'm a believer already.
"It's a good job my post is on the Blockchain. You heard it here first. $20 quid. We are all gonna be millionaires!!!!
"If I ever see magnolia paint again it will be too soon! Wooooo!
Tune in next year when we will discover if @caskminer's prediction comes through.
Still on the prediction, we wait till next year to tune in and count the number of millionaires we found on Hive.... You're one of them right?
https://peakd.com/hive-164166/@blanchy/hive-will-go-to-dollar20-claims-man-in-hive-post
These are this week's showcase posts. They are funny, well-written, and outright amazing. Make sure to check them out.
Remember, @captaincryptic invites you all to use the [HIVE-155986] tag in your posts to earn yourself some @lolztoken.
Thank you for reading
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Thanks for putting my post out among the ones that impressed the community... I appreciate it😁
There are new posts I haven't checked out, I it resumed work this week and I've been so busy 😊
Thanks for the showcase. Are we at $20 yet?
I'll go check right away but I think we're almost there 😂
Dear @comedyopenmic, sorry to jump in a bit off-topic.
May I ask you to review and support the new proposal (https://peakd.com/me/proposals/240) so I can continue to improve and maintain this service?
You can support the new proposal (#240) on Peakd, Ecency,
Thank you!