Offensive Experience
I was on my way traveling to Lagos for an interview when I got hit with stomach traffic. Before I left home, I ate my favorite food which happened to be fried ripe plantain and beans. I have always been eating this food every Saturday which happened to be on weekends when I would always relax. There is a reason I always like taking it on a weekend which I broke two weeks ago.
I had no choice other than to go for the interview in Lagos on Saturday. Sometimes one has to have caution about the kind of food one eats or else it might disgrace one's personality.
I must free myself in the restroom before traveling, which I did. Eating beans and fried ripe plantains can result in something not strange to everyone.
That very morning when I left, I observed my stomach to be increasing in size just as if I used a pressure pump to inflate the inside of my belly. I was feeling uncomfortable inside the space bus I boarded. It was a bus that could contain eighteen people and we were eighteen in number. I occupied the back seat with four other guys. We began the journey but I was uncomfortable inside the bus. It was not as if I wanted to use the restroom but it was as if my stomach was growing bigger and must release the gas inside of me.
As the vehicle accelerated further, I observed those on the bus and discovered that none was having a bold face that could end me a hot slap. This was what I have not done in my life but at least, there is no restroom for it and so, I decided to release the offensive gas from my stomach through my anus. I made it so cool and calm and without noise or someone noticing. The way I bend my buttocks was exceptional coupled with the way I was behaving. No one would know I was the one who released the gas which comes in the form of air pollution from my anus.
The odor or can I call it a bad aroma, came in a truly bad way. I felt it and was feeling uncomfortable just like others, but was. The guy beside me could not say a word but with his countenance, I saw something deep on his face. He was so confused with the uncomfortableness of the serious and offensive odor coming from my end.
The one sitting at my front felt it and raised an alarm without wasting any fucking time. She said "Hummmmmm….who did this?"
Immediately others followed and were saying all sorts of words. I was just rejecting those bad words as I cannot boldly stand up to say I was the one.
We got to the last bus stop and I alighted. The passengers in the vehicle began to point their noses at me saying I was the one who polluted the air. I heard but pretended not to hear what they were saying.
As I got down from the bus, my stomach became tight again with a pile of gasses inside of me. I could not waste any time before releasing it in front of the market women selling in the garage. They were accusing themselves to the extent of causing serious arguments among themselves.
Hmmm… it was not a good experience for me …
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Your anus did a good job for even helping you release the gas so perfectly without people noticing you are the one, even causing confusion among others 😂😂
Infact, it's a story to tell.
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Hahaha...that's true
You must be well experienced or will I say perfect anus gas releaser. I wish those market women noticed you're the producer.
Nevertheless, thank your anus for a job well done
I would have entered wahala.
Hahaha, who doesn't mess? It's natural. Lolz