LOL!!! All of this. And thank you for quoting Mel Brooks. My people.
"Tragedy is when I cut my finger; comedy is when you fall into an open sewer and die”. And you have fallen into the deepest piss-filled sewer.
I'm still alive down here in this sewer, by the way. Waiting it out to see if I win. If I don't, then I'll die. Then it will be even funnier and you'll regret not giving me that prize money.