I'm thinking about starting my next routine with a bit about all the stuff I fucked up on this routine, beginning with 18pt letters.
Mufuker if you go to Austin, DanDays is saying it right now, unless something absolutely unavoidable comes up like space shuttle sex, gimme like a 30-day window and I'll see you there.
Performing live.. That's some G-shit. Meanwhile, I'm staring at the post button on this comedy piece with sweaty hands like a beer-run getaway driver.
If I go to Austin, I'll give you as much lead time as I can. Austin is a bit of a long trip just to hope I get pulled out of the hat, though, so I'm going to keep a closer eye on when he's touring with the show. I know he come to NYC, and I could definitely make that happen, but I'd much rather try to catch the show someplace like Nashville or Ohio.
Sweaty hands isn't so bad... we once had a beer-run getaway driver chicken out and leave before we got back with the keg. We rolled that keg down 7 blocks in Boston, and never got questioned.