Black vs White

in Comedy Open Mic4 months ago

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As a premise, I just want to state that I love fights. I love watching two individuals who despise each other go fist to fist with each other. It just gives me joy because I hate it when people keep malice when they could simply just settle it with their knuckles and save their hearts and minds the stress.

It's more of a conditioning thing though, because I grew up in an environment where people used to fight a lot and we got to that point where we just let them knuckle themselves out while we watch for our amusement. We even had a ring in my compound where we would force quarreling parties inside to fight while we sit ring side and place bets on their heads.

Now you can imagine my joy when Kendrick and Drake decided to knock each other out and settle their decade old feud. For those that don't know who those two are, they're both rappers and musicians, considered as the two biggest of their generation. One of them is an African in America, while the other is a Canadian who just wants to be an African in America but doesn't know the right way to go about it.

One of them is considered by many as the blackest African of his generation in America, while the other is one of those privileged kids who's always in his feelings. That much is evident in their music. Some even say the Canadian is like a hoe who always wants to be treated like the main chick by all his customers and then turns around to call them out unprovoked when they refuse to.

It was this diversity in personality and roots that made me understand why Dot really hates BBL Drizzy. If you know and understand Africans, you'll know that we so much hate ghosts. That's because we believe that ghosts are used as weapons fashioned against us. And there's a very legit rumor that Drake has a lot of ghosts that makes him look special.

That's what got Dot really riled up. He must've gotten paranoid about the fact that Drizzy was using ghosts to attack him. As if that wasn't enough, he started using AI to double down on the African. The thing with Africans and AI is that we don't understand the technology, and anything we don't understand that is not from our ancestors is white man's witchcraft.

It was all fun until they started sounding like two side pieces attacking each other in a war of words because of a married man.

Dot: You're a master manipulator

BBL Drizzy: You're short

Dot: You're a terrible father

BBL Drizzy: You're best friend is your baby daddy

Dot: You're hiding another baby

BBL Drizzy: You're a wife beater

Dot: You're a pedophile

Diddy (thinking to himself) "I wish I wasn't caught, I would've had a taste of either one of these two bitches"

As a sincere person, I have to say that I supported the black dude. First because he was the short one in the fight and I consider short people as physically challenged and the white guy was mocking his physical inadequacies. You can never mock the physically challenged and get away with it, unless you're Eminem (who's white just like Drizzy).

Secondly it was because this was a fight between slaves and their colonizers. It was history to see the slave thoroughly whip the colonizer. So I felt like I was doing my ancestors a favor by supporting the man who was standing up for them.

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A good humor post based on celebrity, national origin, AND race!!

Is there anything you can't do? Besides trust AI, of course... 🤣

One thing I cannot do is not support a fellow black man who's standing up for my ancestors ✊🏿