Ohhhh my goodness! What a surprise!
I didn't prepare a speech...
(take a piece of paper out of pocket)
...I mean; I did, but it's nothing fancy:
Humor, is the essence of life. It's what makes the bird tweets, the cows cackle, and the fools babble...
I would like to thank my producer, the crew that I hired to write my jokes on fiver, and the janitor that I stole the pen from to write this memo.
I owe everything to Bill Murray, thanks dad.
(standing ovation)
