My First Relationship Experience
First relationship is always accompanied with a lot of dramas, those day I was so eager to have a girlfriend and know what it feels like. I was lucky enough I got a first timer like me, who wanted to give it a try too.
Everything started very well, we were so into each other like we were going to get married the next day. Calls were 24/7 affair. Sometimes the sweetness of the love makes me want to go under the bed to pick her calls.
The love was going hot, hot. You know Learners always have their problems. She was just seeing me like her king and I was seeing her like my queen of course. Along the line something happened . I don't know where she got the information that a touch could get a lady pregnant. How fast bad news spread, gosh!
Both of us were really ignorant of what a touch really meant so, when she shared the message with me I became more scared than she was. Though thanks be to God I never even shook her before since we started dating so my mind was at ease but I was still still scared.
Different thoughts were running through my mind, what ifs were just flowing in And out from no where and I am obviously not ready to be a father. You know sometimes lovers could mistakenly hold hands, I was wondering what if I mistakenly do that one day? Hmm.
You may want to know why I just took the information from her when she broke the news right? The thing is my mom once told me about it but I took it for joke now that my girlfriend is talking about it, means it is true. If it were a lie, how did the person who told my girlfriend knew about it?
After that day we agreed not to see each other again and even if we see, we wont be close to each other to avoid any trouble. I consented after the picture of all the boys who got ladies pregnant in my community ran through my mind, I don't want to be a victim.
Weeks later, it was my girlfriends birthday, I got her a very beautiful wrist watch, out of excitement, she ran and jumped on my body. It didn't even occur to me that I was hugging her at the moment. It was after the hug that both of us remembered that we just touched each other.
Hmm, I did as if nothing happened, hit my clothes and sat down forcing smiles out of my face, my heart started beating , but I refused to believe what just happened. Soon my mood changed. I couldn't even stay till the end of the birthday celebration, I rushed home and started praying rebuking every spirit of pregnancy.
I confessed all my sins and promised not to ever touch any lady again. After the prayers I went to my mom and asked if it's true that ladies get pregnant when they are being touched, mom said ye, even handshake could get a lady pregnant. I almost peed on my pants when I heard that part.
I was thinking that the lady didn't keep the memory about the hug, few days later, this girl started bombarding Me with calls after calls. Jane what's the problem? She would be like I think I am really pregnant.
I am feeling feverish, my eyes are turning red, I can't eat like before, what did you do to me.. and she would start crying then hang up. I would call and beg and tell her all the sweet words in the world and of course plenty lies along side and she would calm down.
This thing continued for months, I was not seeing sign of pregnancy yet this lady won't let me be both of us were too scared, a little catarrh she's already calling me, a little cough she's at my house.
Four months and the stomach didn't even protrude a little to show for it. Guys I even started making plans on how to start buying babies clothes. I already accepted my fate and was to be a father in some months times.
One of those days I felt I should let my mom know about it so that she won't be taken unawares. So as a wise boy, I started with apologies and making fake promises, each time mom she's me in that condition, she knows I have done something wrong.
So she asked what the matter is and I told her, I hugged a lady during her birthday and now she's pregnant, I think almost four months.
My mom was like wait, you mean you got a lady pregnant? I said I didn't mean it, she was the one that hugged me in front of everyone, I didn't mean it. My mom laughed loud, you mean you got her pregnant througha hug? You are dumb.. how many times have I been hugging you?
That was when she explained what touch really meant to me, I was so embarrassed to see how naive I was. I called my girlfriend instantly and ask her to abort the plan of getting babies clothes she isn't pregnant. I wish I knew who told her that thing.
!lolz for you
lolztoken.com
A bad apple.
Credit: reddit
@emreal, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of @memess.fun
(4/8)
Thanks
Vivid imagination 😂😂😂😂😂😭. We've all worn this shoe 😂.
How old were you when your mommy was deceiving you?😂 I couldn't be deceived at all. I hugged who I pleased and nothing happened. The day my mom told me was the day I tried it out. Me and experiment are five and six😂
LoL.. I was still a young teen then. can you imagine?? I love people who dare things like that. I wish I had the guts to dare it when I got that information.. but bro, hope you know pregnancy is one of the things every young man is scared of🤣🤣. I don't take anything relating to it for granted, even if it were a joke, I have to check it out first before doing anything funny...
Thanks for stopping by🥰
We young girls are also scared of it too but I just couldn't get myself to believe the lies my mother told😂😂.
LoL . So you're a female, no wonder, you were busy doing experiment 🤣🤣🤣
😂😂😂😂
I can't afford to be male 😭. The stress of being a male child is too much 😂
LoL.. what stress? Educate me please
Stress of telling a girl I like her and having her give me days to think about it and sometimes ends up saying "I see you as a brother"😭😂.
Stress of making enough money just to prove I'm a man😭. The little a woman has is enough 😂.
Stress of being ontop( if you know you know 😂). Bye🙃
Mine wasn't that good me and the girl now we're like cat and dog
Ouch, what happened???
I and my first girlfriend are very cool, in fact we are like siblings now
lolztoken.com
This Post Was Manually Curated by the FUN Curation Team.
Help reward #fun content creators by joining our curation trail on Hive.Vote.
Or Delegate Hive to @lolz.curate and earn LOLZ farming rewards.
Click to delegate 10, 25, 50, 100, or 1000 HP with HiveSigner.
Thank you 🥰🥰🥰🥰❤️❤️❤️
You're engaging in immortality and thanking God ..😂😂
But how could you have never held her hands?? 😂
LoL... You wouldn't believe it but I never had the courage to hold her hands... It took me long to learn that.. till date I find it very difficult to hug ladies comfortable, most times I prefer handshake
If the touches were to be hug, your mom would have produced a Community for you as children. Lol🤣
But that feeling of getting a woman pregnant when you're not ready...or when you have a good reputation 🤧
LoL.... Guy you reasoned it well, if the hugs or touch was something real, some of us would have been father Abraham.. though your own case is special...
Omo, that thing is dangerous o, that is why we need to discipline our self and do the right thing
Hehe, all these lies they kept telling us😂. I can imagine the sweat that was running down your spine each time she called to report symptoms of sickness. Y'all even had phones to call each other, just amazing 😂
LoL...
I started using phone right from primary two... I was a small big boy....
You are even acting as if the lady was not you... Shey na you be my first love🤣🤣
Dayym, you were really a big boy😂
I seee, that's why you ran away from me, so that I won't become pregnant.. amazing 😂
LoL.. I started using phone very early in life..
No I didn't run, I left for the right time 🤣🤣.. but am ready now sha
Oh you're ready to have kids?🌚😂
Pampers is sha costly
Not just the kids, but to have you as well🤣🤣