I've not had my haircut in a while so I'm always having to comb it otherwise it gets rough. Apparently this rough outlook gives me both a criminal and handsome look (according to my friend), i don't know how i can both look handsome as well as criminal.
Imagine the police having to put out an APB on you and they have to describe how you're a criminal but you're looking absolutely gorgeous. It seems to me that the arrest is headed for beautiful chaos.
Back to business
The two most beautiful species on earth are the male and the female. Ask a tiger who the most beautiful female in the world is and he would point to a tigress (love is blind and sometimes need eye surgeries), it's the same thing for humans.
Ask me who the most beautiful woman is and I'll mention my number one crush Rihanna. Don't remind me, I know she already has a man already, but i believe i still have a chance ( she hasn't seen how handsome i am)
It seems to me that both male and female simply can't do without each other. You see some handsome and beautiful looking people on the road and wonder if they somehow stole it from others (i almost got hit by a car the other day).
As much as we can't do without one another, it also seems we can't do without creating problems for one another. Both the human male and female species are all out for each other.
This is why i try as much as possible to avoid gender related arguments because there's always someone out there who believes that your points are bias even when you try as much as possible not to be bias.
The latest and trending is the Hakimi saga that has suddenly become a topic for national debate.
Even people without relationships have suddenly become online lawyers in divorce related matters. You see people dropping facts upon facts and when you ask for the source, the Ivy league lawyers offer you Google.
I've had enough of the argument and so i decided to come up with these solutions which i believe everyone would absolutely love.
Firstly I'll recommend for the countries of the world to open a divorce charity fund in my name. For every couple trying to divorce, they'd have to donate 90% of their net worth to the fund before divorce applications can be approved.
You're probably asking why my name?. Not too worry, it's not about the money for me😁. I'm only feeling charitable and i have decided to help the world reduce divorce rates (I believe we'll see great results within the first year).
I once read somewhere that a good negotiation is one where both parties feel like they've both won and lost something at the same time. In this case both parties get their divorce and loose money, while we get money for charitable projects like buying my dream Lamborghini 😌 and I'll pay tax on the Lamborghini thereby loosing money as well.
Win-Win // Loose-Loose
Secondly if the government paid people a million dollars for staying in marriage every ten years, if you're caught cheating though you pay the government instead.
I bet every couple would be happy in their relationships.
Imagine having to collect a million dollars for doing something you absolutely love doing (loving your partner). No one would even know the spelling of the word DIVORCE.
Anyways our established charity fund would get a twenty percent commission for every marriage that's saved because i brought up the idea.
Like i mentioned earlier, it's not about the money for me. It's just the right thing to do in order to save world marriages 😁.
Let's see the results if these are implemented soon.
I just saw Hakimi and I remembered how my mother used the money I put in her name
Haha definition of otilo
Dream big 😄💔
Haha.. the hakimi is now a theory which states that, a woman can be the downfall of a man but still, a woman should be used to prevent the downfall of a man ..😂.. fear women
Lol it's not just a dream. I still have a chance 😁
It's not like I don't like how I look but yeeeeey!, there are people I'd see and just wish I am like them🤧
Sounds so good and looking like it'll help to shun divorce, but humans have ogbanje... they'll always know how to fit in and do their things🤣
Sounds like a good plan but I'm sure charity homes have a good enough accounts to send those money to, not yours
You don't look like you need charity funds, you're handsome! Lol