It yet a beautiful Sunday and another day give to us, Wish you all a happy Sunday and stay safe. I just thought it's a great time and moment to share with you some fiction that will put a smile in your faces, and I'll like to use the opportunity to welcome you to my blog once again. Hoped you have a nice time reading this post and also hoped it makes put a smile in your while reading too.
I've been thinking on how to make this post attract much audience and bloggers, and I've come up with something nice and interesting for you. I just decided to make this post under the unfer-listed subheadings.
- ANSWER STYLES BY WE THE NIGERIANS
- PASTOR AND MEMBERS
Just hope this puts a smile on your sweet faces as you read through this post.
Question and Answer style by we the Nigerians
Seriously, I've been thinking where we Nigerians got this styles and attitude that we envoke from. And it spank me that this attitude has been with us from the time when man was created to this day.
This is how it really happens, I know almost all the Nigerian parents dies this. Like
Child: mom, I want to pee
Instead to get a correct reply, what he/she gets is
Mom; come and pee on my head๐๐๐๐
Eeehโฆseriously, I should pee on your head?๐ณ๐ณ
Thou, this is quite funny how all this happens, hence it has become a trend. But on a norms, the child is funny thou, he/deserves the answer ๐๐
You can't be micturated and still be telling someone, you really need to free yourself, why are you tell her, did you want her to say No?
For me, I just find all this funny but if you think you've heard or experience something like that, then just read this.
When you're hungry and food is been served, will you still ask your mom should I eat? before eatingโฆ๐๐๐๐๐
Pastor and Members
We all know that today is Sunday and we went to church, we the AGC bretherns, attended Sunday school lesson and we went in for main service.
After church offering and everywhere was filled of joy and the pastor clam the stage and ask the church to give a loud shaut to the Lord, and if the church is happy, they should do a crazy thing to tht Lord, lolz ๐๐๐ just imagine you being in Church that day.
So a member decided to do something crazy to the Lord, by Running towards the offering ๐ฅถ๐ฅถ๐ฅถ๐ฅถ and the Pastor shauted a d asked the Ushers to please stop her๐๐๐๐ that wasn't what he wantedโฆlolz ๐๐๐๐
Of course he said something crazy ๐คฃ๐คฃ so a member geniuely wanted to craze for the Lordโฆwas that bad?? ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ
I see some persons smiling already, ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐
Thanks for visiting my blog and reading through my post, don't forget to leave a comment of your thought on your way out please๐๐๐
Much love and have a lovely and wonderful Sundayโ
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๐๐ Parents are famous for telling kids to dump stuff on their heads. One day I attempted to put a cup of water on my momโs head following her direction o. It wasnโt funny again ๐
The girl is church is a real one. Why was the pastor scared? He asked for it. ๐คฃ
The intro though, it took a while before you decided to tell us your joke... Too much intro speech ๐ช
Well, our way of asking questions and answering them in Nigeria is unique... That I can say because there is no way we can stop it, new generation takes it over too.
The pastor called for it, that girl was really crazy... She dared to steal and called it crazy, wonderful ๐
Don't know what that first image means to your post, just wondering
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๐๐๐my mom does it alot, where should I keep this? She replies with come and pour it on my head na