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RE: If not for my repentance

in Comedy Open Mic • 2 years ago

My weight gain,
From what people said, I'd get weight when I marries....plus enough Money 😎

🤔 Well, enjoy your healthy weight while it lasts. Normally, one gains weight easily after 30 when metabolism slows down. It's true that most guys gain weight after marriage and 98% develop a "dad bod".

In this day and age, where there are so many weight-related diseases, I believe those who can maintain a healthy weight to old age are truly fortunate!✨🙂

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The last part though,

Please, let me remain like this 🤣🤣

Please, let me remain like this 🤣🤣

I would if I can, unfortunately I do not have the Harry potter vibe👀.

Maybe ask THE MAN above to overlook your prayer requests of having to carry all your money (that he's gonna bless you with) around your belly and showing off with balloon cheeks that your wife is a good cook after marriage!😅

unfortunately I do not have the Harry potter vibe👀.

I heard there are books to read to become like him. Maybe I should give you a link😄

balloon cheeks that your wife is a good cook after marriage!😅

THAT MAN knows that I can't marry someone that can not cook better than me. Impossible!