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RE: Carry it - it is your leg!

in Comedy Open Miclast year

Well my last game was when they robbed me woman of the match title. I scored three smooth goals but my team still didn't win the game.

My first goal was 10min into the match and second goal after halftime. I dribbled all midfielders even my own team couldn't stand a chance for the second goal. Mxm that referee was a scam, I found out later that he silently made us switch sides in second halftime.

The third goal I scored to the correct net but it didn't count. That referee claimed it was "hand of god" goal because he wasn't convinced that I used my head and not my fist to punch the ball into the net. So that's how we ended up with a draw 1-1 and I quitted after they denied me woman of the match title.

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Did you write this to sweep my feet off the floor?

I read this up to four times to make sure It's not a made up lines

That's just what I would have turnout to be if I pursued woman football - I would suck at it.

Sarcasm at its peak😂😂😂.
I almost fell for thst and I got imagining th scenarios 😂.
I wish you were a footballer and probably a member of your national women team...but you're a complete opposite.

We can't even find a lady footballer on this blockchain. All of you are either cooking or singing 🧐

All of you are either cooking or singing 🧐

If you check the food and singing community here you will notice that the majority are males there. 🤔

Lol😂.
It's very true.
I don't know how those guys are good at keeping cooking procedures.
Yesterday while I was cooking, I wanted to keep tracks of the process with my camera but I don't know how I Magically missed everything as 'usual' and boom ,I lost interest in the whole stuff

I can relate. I have days when I try new simple recipe and take pics just incase I may think of a content.

Somehow when I'm done cooking or baking, there will be an important step missing. It's a skill hey and it needs practice.🤔😊

Lol😄😄

It's a skill hey and it needs practice.
Exactly.

May hands are up for people doing this back to back