My Strategies For Street Harassers.

in Comedy Open Miclast year
My Strategies For Street Harassers.
Hello everyone I'm Jaypat and I feel so glad to share with you my amazing and funny story for the first time in this community of comedyopenmic.

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I'm not sure but virtually 70% of ladies should have this same experience as I did. A lot of guys have stopped me on the way to the extend I got tired of telling strangers my name, I've categorized them into different segments. We have the shy types that doesn't have boldness but will by all means still try to stop you on the way to talk to you.

I meet with this guy that I had to beg him to go home we will see next time because you can't imagine what was coming out from his mouth. He told me his name and when he asked me about mine, I decided to play a bit hard by asking the reason he wants to know my name, he said nothing, he was so uncomfortable already, he couldn't look into my eyes infact, I knew he was the shy type, not bold but wants to stop and talk to a girl he's never met before. I chuckled as continue to walk my destination, the next thing was that he rushed to my front told me he can cook and if I want him to cook for me he will. I burst into laughter, I asked him are these all his lines? "Are you a chef? Do I look hungry to you? Why will you from no where come to tell me you want to cook for me..? Well, I don't need a chef! I told him".

I continued making my steps, he followed me again and this time around he wanted my phone number. I already don't like him but never wanted to sound rude to him, I begged him to go he refused so I gave him my Dad's number and left. You need to see the excitement in his face, he thought he has won a girls heart with "I can cook for you" not knowing he has won her father's trouble..lol

On this same type of occasion I met with the wooing type of guys. These type of guys are so energetic and confident but they can say what is not true just to get what they want. I have my different strategies handling such guys. This perfect day I dressed up fine to go and see my boyfriend and this gentle man stopped me on the way. He acknowledged my dress and complimented my appearance, to be sincere his lines where really crazy that from the look of things you will know this guy will be able to cheat very well on ladies..lol

I tried to end the conversation so I can go to my boyfriend's house on time and prevent myself from question like "Why did it took you so long to arrive..?" All this jealous boyfriends sef..

This my toaster has all the answers to my question and never wants to back down. So I told him I'm heading towards somewhere please and I'm late. This guy didn't want to give up since I refused giving him my number. He told me he can walk with me to wherever I'm going and I said it's okey and fine. So I let him walk with me and that's how I took him to my boyfriend's house. My boyfriend was outside already with friends so I hugged him and introduced my boyfriend to the guy. At least I wasn't wicked to refuse the guy his proposal for wanting to walk with me.. The guy left and that was how it ended between me and him.

More strategies are coming stay tuned😀

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He can't talk much but he still went ahead and asked for your number, he must be really in love with you on first sight, it's like he was running out of what to tell you, but you are seeing a chef and you could not hired him, guy's can act funny when they love a girl.

How do I know he is really in love with me..?
Was that a sign..?
Many came with such ridiculous approaches and there intentions were still negative..

Lols some guys can be funny despite how you try to let them off.

Well it's good he at least followed you and saw your boyfriend.

I'm sure he's embarrassed and won't be himself going back after that incident.

Yeah... That was the only option I had, to take him to my guys house. So that I no go explain Taya... Atleast him don see evidence for himself.

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Hahaha,, you are not nice with both categories of toasters 😂
Some guys ehn, especially those ones who would give you some pick up lines filled with lies, one should be careful with them. I don´t even give my face to anyone except for the ones I just decide to give my little attention to.

They can really be annoying sometimes my dear😀
Some people will come and tell you lies that even the devil will be afraid of 😀😀

Ah you wicked o, see how you diverted the guy last guy, but serve him right in a way cause he refused to go back .

Atleast He didn't loose totally..
He achieved something for that day... If I hadn't took him to my boyfriend's house he wouldn't have known the house...😀😀

Eheh, that serves him right.

But, how did your guy react?

I love your style. Next time he won't make such demand again

That jealous guy..?🫣🫣
He was happy that I treated the guy that way oo 😂😂

You Crack Us Up!

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You did a great job with the phone number trick. Bravo to you sis

Hahaha... Girls are not smiling 😁😁

Honestly speaking. Good one friend

😂😂😂, thank God that chef guy did not call your dad's number you gave him, your dad would have tone him apart, This is a good one.