You will not believe what he called this shape

in Comedy Open Mic2 years ago (edited)

Having moved to a new school because we changed locations, I noticed that my son was not performing well.

To help him learn at home, I had to get him a marker board and a chart.

I planned on teaching him his numbers and letters from the board. This is so that he wouldn't have to stress his teacher so much at school.

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Aside been able to teach him, the other reason why I bought the marker board was for him to learn how to copy from the board. The chart is for reading the alphabet and counting numbers.

There's a little girl drawn on this chart I bought, and it's supposed to help kids learn body parts. The chart also has states, capitals, shapes, and colors.

These things were what made the chart attractive to me because I felt that my son would have a lot to work with.

As I type, the chat is hung in one part of the room where my son can always stand and read.

One afternoon, I was still very busy with my work online and couldn't really focus on what my son was doing. That's why it's helpful that he helped himself. He already knows his numbers and letters and only needs a little guidance from me when he is doing it.

When he was done, his cousin came into my room and asked him if he was done, and he replied saying yes.

Seeing that mommy was still busy and didn't want to go out to play, the serious pupils decided to turn to the chart to read.

They started with the letters, then moved to numbers. When they got bored, they moved to the part of the body and read what was there. When they got bored, they switched to shapes and colors.

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I heard my son and his cousin saying, "this is the color red, green, blue, and pink."

Yet again, they got bored and decided to identify shapes.

I was enjoying the fact that instead of playing rough, they were using the time to learn.

Until I heard them say, this is a circle, this is a square, this is a triangle, this is a rectangle, this is BUM BUM.

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I got confused at that point, wondering where they saw buttocks among the shapes they were reading. Before I turned to face them, I could see and hear them asking themselves, "what is this?"

Before they finally settled on the word buttocks, as in bum bum.

I had to look up to see what they were reading and asked them to show me the buttock shape.

My son pointed at the heart shape💜 and said, "this is it".

In my mind, I laughed and wondered, "what is the similarity between the shape of a heart and the shape of buttocks?"

I calmly told him, "Nat, that is not a buttock or bum bum like you said, it is the love shape and can also be called a heart okay?

He replied saying okay and I could see on his face that he blushed after I corrected him.

Ever since then, whenever he wants to say the name of the heart shape and he is not sure or has forgotten the correction I gave him, he quickly comes to me to remind him. He would say.

"Can you tell me what this shape is called again, mom?"😂😂

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Haha😂😂, truly in a way, it looks like a bumbum, children and their innocence

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Hahaha. I really laughed on this one 😆..

"what is the similarity between the shape of a heart and the shape of buttocks?"

I would have said the boy knows what you didn't know😆 funniest post today.

Most kids are like this this they begin to have the matured mind of their own. My siblings then used to say that paw paw is a kind of food instead of fruit. Sweet like fanta and yellow like paw paw😆 its really funny and we always need to correct them whenever they do this mistakes. Im happy to read this.

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You're not wrong at all.
It makes me wonder how they think LOL😂
Thanks for stopping by.

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Now, I know why you choose the comedy community. I was thinking it would fit into the motherhood community.

Until, I read up to the bum bum part 😆😆😆

Now, that the children said it, I am convinced it looks like bum bum 🤣🤣🤣

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This children ehn

That is how they will just say things that you don't think they will say 😂

I am telling you ... 😂😂

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🤣 I can see it now, but I honestly never noticed! I'll probably never look at a heart shape the same way again!!!

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🤣 I can see it now, but I honestly never noticed! I'll probably never look at a heart shape the same way again!!!

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You said you can see it now🤣

I can imagine how you went back to check to heart shape again to see the similarities it has with the buttocks😆

Thanks for curating my post.

I can imagine how you went back to check to heart shape again to see the similarities it has with the buttocks😆

Curiosity killed the cat!!!

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Cute! Does it really look like a bumbum? 😂

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I don't know 🤣

or what do you think? 🤣

HAHAHA! I think it looks like .. I don't know. HAHAHA bumbum is too far from it! 😂

😂😂😂 children are mostly like this 😂 this story reminded of a scene in a cartoon movie called the bad guys 😂 hilarious read dear

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I just don't know how this children think LOL

This is so funny😂
I had to go check the shape again and it made sense why he referred to it as bumbum😂😂. Kids and their creative minds.

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When he was saying it, I had to stand to check what he was calling bumbum on the chart😂😂

Kids and their creative minds.

Abi o

I can only imagine how shocked you were and how your ears stood at attention😂
Well-done!

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Children ehn lol

Lol 😂🤣 little child. Hope you correct them on the right shape

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Yes, I did. I told him it is called a heart lol.

He doesn't fail to asked me to remind him whenever the goes to the chart to read. LoL

Convenient because love as a whole is a pain in the ass.

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I have been waiting for someone to say this😅😅

You are not wrong at all, most of he time, love is always a pain in the ass 😂😂

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You have to love the innocence of a child, I was starting to worry a bit then I saw the bumbum side

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A bum bum it is.. Omg, children are real gems😂😂..

😂 You no see me see something LOL

😂😂.. Omo, you tried composing yourself oo, I would have laughed😅

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