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 4 months ago  

Oh heck yes, Lizelle, we should perform together. You hold a phone to your face and I'll be like, "look, a college girl" and then I'll smile all huge and bright and you'll go, "look, an assho...."

I should've rehearsed this.

...a college girl...that will tickle them!

This college girl has been burning the candle at both ends, can't keep me eyes open...you gave me a chuckle, but my eyes are heavy again.
Have a grrreat Friday, dear Dandays, I'm signing off for the night.