Lol. This is really funny and ridiculous. I like it, And it has sparked up a new idea in my head.
My childhood was also marked with a lot of craziness. I did a lot of dumb things too but the dumbest I can remember was when I hid in a refrigerator while I was playing hide-and-seek and the refrigerator refused to open.
I think the dumbest in your writing is the child that was expelled from creche. I actually didn't know that was possible. It's just too funny.
I saw you mentioned that you like my post and I really appreciate it.
I sincerely like yours too and it has even inspired me
Thanks alot