Proves to believe that women can't be independent of men. (Comedy)

in Comedy Open Mic2 years ago

Our ladies always claim that they could be independent of men. Is that true? Do you have any convincing proof? I know, ladies in our community here right now are battling in disagreement over this issue. Anyway, while waiting for your proof, am here with mine. Just relax, before you'll read to the buttom-line, you'll see just few of my proofs. Then, you'll understand and fully convinced that Ladies can't be independent of men.

When I was a kid, my now late father told me that Ladies are the products of men, because they were form from men's rib. Hehe, I told him that even if other ladies are the products of men, that am different from them all because it's my mother that gave birth to me. I could remember Dad's statement when he said:

You will understand when you grow older

Ever since then, I haven't forget that his statement. As years passes by, I kept on meditating over that my Dad's statement. Today, years and decades have passed and am now an adult. Yes, fully grown adult. Remember, Dad said that if I grow up to adulthood, I will understand his statement back then. For sure, Dad said nothing but truth. I've scrutinized all aspects of ladies lives and realize that they can't be independent of our men folks.

Now, let's look into some proofs. The first one we will examine is our gender.

  • Female: Did you notice the word male in it? 🤣 No female without male.
    Now, let's look into other proofs
  • Woman: Did you notice the word Man in it? heew, no woman without man.
  • Women: hope you also noticed the word Men* inside? Chei, women exists because of men.
  • She: He is also present. isn't it? There will be nothing like she without he. 🤪
  • Her: There is he again in this word. 🤣🤣 Where is her if he is not available?

Ladies are independent of men to the extent that even their sicknesses or health issue is related to men. Are you doubting me, now, let's check on one.

  • Gynaecology: Ahhh, this is crazy right? didn't you notice the sound Guy inside Gynaecology?

Ehhhhh, see you! why laughing naa? Where you not the one claiming that ladies are independent of men? See, whenever I tell you something, believe it.🤪🤪🤪🤣

But, I marajah, am different from other ladies. Am independent of men. to prove it, check my name marajah, did you see any suchlike connection? 🤣🤣🤣🤣😝

Thanks for reading this comedy. Hope you like it?

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Interesting

This is very creative and funny.
Thanks for sharing.

Thank you sir for your kind understanding. Am here to cure people's HBP

And here I thought I would read about some real proofs but it's just spellings you used lol

Hahahah, without those words, some of our titles can't exist. Don't you think am right?

Independent ladies union led by @marajah. After proving all these points you still denied😂😂

Eheh naw. Did I tell you am a lady? Am only but a baby please.

Yes baby girl 😅

Yes I lie the article. Thank for all the acronyms used @marajah

Hahaha, welcome

Thanks for all the acronyms used @marajah I enjoyed reading through

😂😂🤪🤣 Am blushinggggg. Thank you ma

Jah is almighty man so you are not different, you are even dependant to the Almighty who is the best to depend on.
So I prove you wrong. 😂 😆 Lol

Am not doubting that. Thank God you didn't mention men.🤪🤪🤪

Every lady are independent of men from my own perspective. Unless otherwise. Thanks for sharing.

Haaaaa, give us proof

Lolz😄 okay let's contest..

Let's do it. I must win you. Am already the winner. So, hide Your face

Hahaha 😄 don't try me unless you want to 😭 at the end.

Thank you for sharing dear, it was fun reading your post.

Am glad you read it. Hope your BP is calmed?

Yes it is.

Welcome. Expect more from my end

You are really a funny person...lol

Am blushinggggg. Please uncle leave me alone

Come and marry me 😂🤲

Uncle, stop touching!!!