The COMedy Rumble - Getting A Guy's Attention

in Comedy Open Mic2 years ago

No, this isn't a relationship talk post... I'm not the best person to meet for that, maybe you should go meet a counsellor or someone who's good with giving the best advice on how to grow a relationship better.

What this post is about, a comedy to make you laugh at something that was supposed to be a bit serious... How some girls in streets tries to get the guys attention.

It's a bit funny but very natural thing that we girls love the attention and petting we get from guys, we want it to continue and we love to bend our necks to get what we want... That is girls for you and I don't think anything can change that, even the strongest of woman needs attention, it's in our nature.

So I guess you won't blame this random girl from a street whom I'm going to talk about... How hard she tried to get a guy's attention.


Obviously, having a good body shape (With the curves, boobs and bums) is enough to grab some guys attention... Too much sometimes because some guys can go super crazy for those obvious features in a lady.

Well, this particular girl didn't have any of that... She's a direct opposite of it but at least she was tall and a dark beauty (This should have been enough to grab the guy's attention right?). Sadly, our handsome Prince charming isn't the dude to fall for that.

The "never gonna give up" girl would always go past his street, his compound with the hope that one day he would get interested to know the girl that passes his streets a lot of times.

Her shape wasn't as curvy as many girls had but she made sure to package herself anytime she was going past his street... There was a day she even used a high heel shoe to go fetch water past his street just to make sure she was never caught unfresh 😂

This acts continued for days, our Prince charming never noticed her... She would even see him sometimes walking very closely past her but don't even see her to say a word of greeting to her, it was like all her efforts were pointless.

Then the day finally came, a day she had not expected and a day she would always remember...

She had just woken up from sleep that early morning and her mum asked her to get some stuffs from a store close to their house. If you do know how our girls are early mornings when we just wake, you should understand how unkempt she looked that morning.

She remembered her sweetheart and asked her mum to allow her brush her teeth and clean up a bit but her mum was in a hurry, she had to obey and was like "He can't even be awake this early morning, I can just go and come back fast"

Just immediately she stepped into the store, she saw a handsome guy staring so focused at her... He seemed like he was surprised by what he was seeing, it was our Prince charming.

She couldn't hide her face, she just bought what she wanted to buy and walked away and she could feel the guy's eyes still staring at her.

She got home, got angry at her mom and screamed out of her breath "When I was beautiful, he didn't see me... Why today?!"

That was the day she resorted not to seek his attention anymore, it felt too embarrassing for her to continue.


This is my entry to the The COMedy Rumble and I'll like to invite @khaleesii and @deraaa to participate.

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Haha I thought that we only boys do something just to get the attention of girl we like haha.

Haha girls do it too really!

Ha! There are many guys who prefer that 'unkempt' look, maybe all this random girl had to do was quit trying!

Hehe you're right about that to an extent, some guys would still prefer the ones that don't look unkempt 😅

Hehe, no wonder the Bible says that we should always watch because we don't know the hour when the son of man will come, hahaha 😂😂😂.

I feel so sorry for her, but her mom nor try sha hahaha 😂😂.

Nice rumble dear.

Hahaha the son of man appeared on the worst time for her 😂 too bad

As in ehn, her luck nor shine, mud stain am (her luck) hehe.

Ahhh mud stain am? You don add your own from the picture wen I use abi 😂

Yes na, hahaha.

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Haha, she wanted attention and she got one. It doesn't matter if she wasn't prepared for it. Hahaha. Some ladies know how to oppress with their shape. But for me, I feel we are all blessed uniquely. No need to try all means to get his attention. Somebody who is hers will notice her without much stress from her

Abi o but she didn't realise that until the incident that morning... At least she got the attention even though not how she had been planning it.

I agree with you that all women love to get the attention of the boys. They always want that one should take care of them, look at them, love them....so I agree with you that it is common that girls do different attractive actions and do different tricks to get attention. But sometimes it may be funny. As you have discussed different points.

Thanks for sharing dear.

Glad you know these things 😁

Haha 😃 it's obvious being a boy I know these things because you girls do these things for us.

Hahaha I'm not among 🙈😂

Seriously 🤭

Yeah!!! 🤭

Then boys should beware of you 😜