People have always asked me what I would do if I was president or governor for the day, it's the same old story, end global warming, end terrorism, the usual stuff but what if I got to play god for a day, what would I do?
The first thing is wiping all the atheist from the face of the earth and I would do it so grand. I imagine an interview with the most followed atheist on the planet, whoever that may be. He or she because I wouldn't be a sexist god would be there live, talking about how I do not exist. I would wait for the part they always say, "If your god exists, he should....", then proceeds to tell me what is expected of me. Thats when I strike them with a lightening bolt and carve my initials on their forehead.
Same with anybody else worshiping a different god, call me a narcissist or whatever but I have the right to, I am god.
Next would be 'my truth' set, whenever I hear my truth, I'm killing you, my truth is I don't care.
Sure I could focus on the boring things like curing world hunger or stopping global warming or animal extinction but when has that ever helped anybody?
Next on my list would be the Chinese because the package I ordered from Ali express hasn't arrived for two months now and the one's that did arrive got spoilt within a month of their arrival. My plan is to reduce the world population by 30%, why, well because I can.
I know like it sounds like I am going on a killing spree, if you have an opinion, I advice you keep it to yourself. If you can't keep it to yourself, air it out and pray I never become god for a day.
The next thing is the issue of prayer, which one's to answer and which ones to ignore, I'd let the angels take care of that one, it already sounds stressful but just know if you're praying for cash, you ain't getting it.
I'd create another planet with intelligent life and turn them against earth so me and the angels can sit around and bet on who's going to win, my money's on the other planet.
Racism would be a thing of the past, how do I tend to stop it?? simple, change the skin color of all racist to the color they hate the most
I think the last thing I'd do is tease sounding the trumpet, all humans would look to the sky and see a trumpet thinking the end has arrived then I'll make it disappear, that should keep a few people in check.
Then go back to being human with a trillion dollars in my bank account and the ability to never get sick and die whenever I please.
You had better not become a god even for a minute, that seem like a lot of time to crush earth
Sounds pretty tame, compared to what Jehova promises upon his return. Still, I like it. I'd vote for ya!
Glory to @nelson-george in the highest!
This is lovely....so so lovely 🤗. I wish I had your kind of gift... like I was laughing my head out at the imagination 😁😁.
What??! You'll be a boss indeed. I love this, Keep it up💞