Alright, so I have been asked on Twitter to list down the benefits of daily wanking. So cum on friends, it's going to be a great ride to the climax! Time to learn some good stuff and get stroked.
But first..., what the heck is masturbation?
It's an act of having sex with the person you love the most :) The best form of self-love anyone can practice unless you feel disgusted by even thinking of it.
When I first masturbated, I was like "YOOOOO, this shit is crazy!" I thought I found a way to experience heaven on earth and probably sell this idea for free to make the world a happier place. :) Soooooon, I realized that 99 out of 100 people do it, but not many are comfortable talking about it. I know, I know it's a touchy subject. 😂
Coming back to the main topic, here's the list of reasons why you must masturbate daily. I hope it will come in handy:
- Instant gratification
- Save money
- Can do solo
- Wank-To-Earn (releasing soon™)
- No fear of STDs
- The choice of position is always yours
- The choice of partner is always yours
- Condoms not required
- Build hand muscles
- Avoid Boredom for a few mins
- Blow your mind at the same time
- Burn calories without hitting the gym
- No cuddling is required after you are done
- Sex life without complications
- It's amazing
- Engaging
- Sick
- Magnificent
- Delightful
- Minimal
- Refreshing
- Incredible
- Exquisite
- Great
- Wild
- Powerful
- Satisfactory
- Cool
- Hot
- Blissful
- Awesome
- Wonderful
- Natural
- Perfect
- Erotic
- Intimate
- Steamy
- Sensual
- Lovely
- Interesting
- Fullfilling
- Breathtaking
- Enchanting
- Marvelous
- Sweet
- Nourishing
- Passionate
- Novel
- Juicy
- Euphoric
- Fun
- Crazy
- Surprising
- Mesmerizing
- Top-Notch
- Timeless
- Rewarding
- Quirky
- Radiant
- Stunning
- Motivating
- Amusing
- Wicked
- Pleasing
- Joyful
- Heavenly
- Gratifying
- Glorious
- Just magical, friend
Share these benefits with your friends who are not having sex. They are not okay and need guidance :)
@trumpman & @empoderat, enjoy sirs! 💌
I think 75% of these benefits are the same thing lol Nice post nonetheless.
LMAO. True ser! Had to work it out a bit to find so many adjectives & benefits. Glad you liked it xD
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