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Oh hey, thanks, where'd you get this, did you steal it?

You wanna get outta here? Maybe go pick up some trash/get trashed or something?

I don't remember paying for it so I guess I must have stolen it? What happened here did I miss the action?

No, no, you didn't miss anything. Nothing at all.
Heylook, it's been really nice talking to you for the last, uh, two days, but I gotta bounce. Got an early morning. I really like you, though, so here's my number.
(719) 486-8210
Call me, if you want.

Now where have I seen those numbers before. They look so familiar.

They're yours. I wanted to give you something that I knew you would like.

BUSTED

I wasn't talking to you.

...was I?