A contest? A contest that takes people who deflect from their crippling psychological disorders, and pits them against each other? Sounds delightfully brutal. I will definitely spectate. Will I participate?
I don't know... it's an open mic contest, and I tend to drop mics. Not as a statement or anything, I'm just kinda clumsy, and it's embarrassing.
On the other hand, it is a comedy performance, so it's not like I'd have to wear pants...
You'll think of anything to get outta wearing pants.
There was never a better way to describe it.
I'm told I have a way with, uh..., you know the things I mean.