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RE: DON'T YOU THINK YOU NEED THERAPY?

in Comedy Open Mic โ€ข 2 years ago

But for reals tho๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ where did all these beliefs come from? We really have to look into it because I can't explain how witches would call me if I sweep at night or how my voice would be taken away if I sing at night ke I don't know again ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

Because how do I explain that someone asked for directions, and I whispered 'blood of Jesus' before answering him. Who wants to turn to yam

This one really got me that year. They even described that the people asking for directions would be wearing shinning black shoes...say God๐Ÿ˜‚ I'd jejely allow you to miss with your shinny black shoes

Who wants a lecture on how 'what an elder sees sitting down, a child who climbs the highest mountain wouldn't..." I just let her be. Nothing I do will change her belief.

nooo you won't dare because they would ask you who trained you first๐Ÿ˜…. How dare you argue with an elder who lived through the world war๐ŸŒ

How do you explain that if I swallow orange seed, a tree will grow on my head. The day I swallowed cherry seed, I know what I passed through. For every day that passed, I felt like the seed was germinating in my belly. I felt a huge lump in my throat. Nonsense stuff.

Had a similar experience and I purposely avoided drinking water do that the seed would die . It turns out I was the one who almost lost my life out of dehydration ๐Ÿ˜‚