Shit creek is a horrendous torrent, been there a few times and lost my t-shirt. I'm glad to read that you've moved away from self pity, we are all allowed to go there sometimes but it's not the kind of place you want to live in so I'm happy to read you were proactive about it and stole the spoon. Don't worry, my lips are sealed 🤐
That spoon is never going to be the same; alas, the creek claims another victim. Your silence is appreciated.
Spoons are great for things like shit creek and digging yourself out of jail apparently too 😁 I'm kinda sure your supervisor will be able to tell at some point...especially if you keep using it in the future.
He's not that smart...I think I can fool him.