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Lip-welding is a fine art, difficult to learn, but once mastered one can persuade people to shut the fuck up quite effectively.

It is also one of those skills that can be monetised for other people without those skills. Set up yer stall!!

Haha, a good little money-spinner.

It will pay for itself in no time!

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Thats me shelling out for christmas for the family whilst weeping inside

Ah yes, that special time of year isn't far off. You make the big bucks though, and I assume you'll hit el Jefe up for a pay rise as well. You can afford it.