Its a bad movie. Don’t watch it...
“Review Done. Now can I go and worry about something else..”
“That's not how you usually review a movie,” I replied to the movie buff inside me.
“Yeah!! I know but do you really want to waste more time after flushing almost 3hrs watching that nonsense.” Inuke replied
“You are probably right. But we owe it to ourselves to write a proper review of the movie.”
“Aye Yaar!!! Rehem kar mujpe.” [Dude!!! Have some mercy]
This is ‘Bade Miyyan, Chote Miyyan’
“The movie is about... Damn!! I forgot what the movie was about. Inuke please help”
Spoiler Alert - I am going to reveal the plot here. So in case you are planning on watching it please don’t.
The movie is about two guys actually ex-soldiers going on a covert ops mission to retrieve a high-value package stolen by a masked villain and his army. There is an annoying IT lady with terrible dialogues who teams up with these guys to retrieve the package. The high-value package turned out to be another lady who has some password to some air defence technology encrypted in her brain. The villain revealed to be the partner of these soldiers and they had a history. His henchmen were DNA clones of our hero. And Arrrrggggghhhhhh...
‘Damn!! even writing the plot doesn't make sense... I mean this is a garbage masquerading as a movie. How is this as a movie?’ Inuke burst into anger
“I mean, this thing has a run time of 164min. It has few songs. Some actors saying lines and Explosions. I guess that's good enough for movies nowadays.”
“Exactly. Who wrote it?” Inuke asked.
“Same guy who did, Ek tha Tiger and Tiger Zinda Hai..” I replied.
“Makes sense why the actions where so incoherent. I mean.. they were.. like.. It was...” Inuke was at loss of words..
“It was like typing fast and furious in youtube and watching all the shorts in the search results in no particular order for 3 hrs...” Inuke explained his movie experience
“Lets warp it up bro..” I asked controling my anger.
“It's a movie with bad dialogues, bad acting, bad storyline, bad character and ass load of explosions. I mean every few min something is exploding on the screen and when it is not exploding someone is exploding with terrible Gen-Z lines. At this point, I am convinced that this is an AI-generated movie.”
"And Done." I saw inuke reaching out for the Aspirin.
“Ek mere liye bhi.”
Hey everyone,
I hope you all are in good health.
I am still on worcation..(A vacation but I am working), and I am not sure how to phrase it. But its going good.
Somehow, I managed to find some time to say hello and post this thing. It's not a review, and it's not a rant, either. I don't know what it is.
Cheers everyone.
Ye kaise kaise movies dekh lete ho bhai...
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Hahaha, Kalki bhi dekhi hain meine. Aaj test lekar kal likhunga uska review. 🤣
Is sab ke ko dekhne baad lagta hain ki radhe aur race 3 theek hi to the.. 🤣🤣🤣
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Chalo apka frustration kese to bahar nikla, thanks bade bhai batane ke lea ke kon se movie na dekhu krke.
Accha laga apke post dekh ke 🙏😊
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New movies se badiya to old movies dekhne Mai jyada maja ata hai. Bollywood or Hollywood dono he bas kuch bhe bana re hai aj kl
Screenwriter ke job AI ko mil gaye hain shyaad.
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Itni bekaar film yaar matlab bhale hi mera koi yogdaan naa ho filmmaking mein but itna dekhne baad baad lagata hai ki shyaad mein isse aacha likh deta.
Ha haa , wahe to Banda mood fresh krne ke lea movies dekhta hai or ese movies dekh ke or bhe mood off ho jata hain
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