Good lord, this is a hell of a read and hilarious to boot!
Reminds me of the lyric sheets that used to accompany ADVision VHS releases. I was so sad to see that the trend didn't continue into the DVD era. Sure, it was just a folded sheet of paper, but it was one hell of a bonus and a help for all of us Japanese-challenged otaku who wanted to know the words to their favorite songs so we could sing along at least half-correctly. :)