Omg! I completely disagree. This looks like a fantastic way to kill a couple of hours. This has ALL the promise of so bad it's good. Even the trailer seemed to be trying to go over the top. And let's be honest for a minute... If not Bigfoot, who? Who else has the longevity to go toe to toe with the Illuminati? Nessy? That lazy bitch? Aliens? Hell no... they have pyramids to build on the moon. Bigfoot is the only viable option. I can't believe it took this long.
Edit: I made it 7 minutes in and the little green Rothchild started talking about getting someone to give head to the little green Allister Crowley and it kinda killed the whole thing for me. I came here to see Bigfoot kick some ass and save humanity not fetish porn... well, not the kind with Bigfoot AND aliens. I'm not that kind of deviant.
Oh man, you make so many valid points I have to check this movie out now. I'm convinced. Will let you know afterwards. Thanks!
Lol...Then I'll just go ahead and apologize now.
Lol... well at least you learned your lesson, that part about the little green Rothchild made me laugh... not because of the getting head part, but because the Rothchild's are little and green!
Lol... No I didn't. I have no doubt I'll be in the right company under the influence of the right drug at the right time to revisit this. Shit, man, Bigfoot working with Van Helsing to stop a Rothschild, Allister Crowley, and Josef Mengele (all re-incarnated as aliens), working in service of some Egyptian god who won't even bother getting out of his sarcophagus to join the fray? How can I know that's out there and just not watch it? Riddle me that.
Touche, well played... Now if only movies would integrate the Thunderbird somehow. A giant metal bird in Native American folklore that protects people against evil spirits. It would fly out from some western or mid-western U.S. mountain, I can't remember which one. Native Americans describe it as having giant metal wings and loudly roaring through the air... it sounds like advanced technology in times that weren't supposed to have such a thing if you ask me.
That'll probably show up in Bigfoot vs Mary, mother of Christ. The manger scene will be a bloodbath.
...And at the end, Bigfoot will ride into the sunset, saddled on Thunderbird's back. Perfect!